Your POV
Dipper had invited (more like dragged) me and Soos in search of some monster that had been around for a few days now. To be honest, I didn't really wanna go, but like I said, Pine basically dragged us.
Dipper: Today's the day, guys! Thanks for coming along on this mission!
You: Not like we had a choice.
Soos: Dude, it's an honor! Today I'm sweating from heat and excitement!!! *wipes his sweat away*
Dipper: Something's hiding in these woods, something big enough to rip the roof off a car! If we get a photo of this thing we'll be heroes!!!
Soos: Yeah, and we'll get all the babes while (y/n) gets all the dudes!!! You'll be fending off smooches with a stick!!!
You: Psh, please. Not even catching a monster can make anyone fall for *nod referring to Dipper* this sack of bones.
Dipper: Hey!!!
You: *snicker*
Dipper: *rolls his eyes before he takes the bag with cameras* Just give me a boost.
You: *turn phoenix* You got it.
After putting all the cameras...
Soos: Got it! *touches the sap and makes disgusted noises* Is sap supposed to me this sticky?
Dipper: If everything goes according to plan the creature will grab that steak, cross through the string, and set of cameras A, B, and C!
Soos: And nothing can go wrong!!! *offers you and Dipper a high five* High five!!!
You: *notice the sap in his hands* Uh, no.
Dipper: *high fives Soos*
Dipper and Soos: *get their hands stuck together because of the sap*
Dipper: ...this was poorly planned.
You: *creat a tiny fireball* Hold still.
Dipper and Soos: *tense up*
Just then, a big gush of wind made us cover our eyes as we hear the cameras snap, followed by a roar. Pine immediately grew a smile.
We run to the Mystery Shack and go to a dark room Dipper had set up for the photos while Soos went to get us some "Victory Nachos", and hey, food, I like food.
Dipper: *whispers to himself* C'mon, c'mon...!!! *takes the picture from the water and clips it to a strand of rope above him* Hmm... *gasp* That's a wing!!!
You: Way to say it, Captain Obvious.
Dipper: If camera B got the wing, then the one that should have got the rest is... camera C!!! *run to the picture with you following behind*
You and Dipper: *start to see the creature from the picture*
Dipper: The creature...!!!
Soos: *burst open the door making light enter and causing the picture to blur out* Who wants Victory Nachos?!?
Dipper: No!!! *picks up the picture*
Soos: Dude, don't worry, I only ate like a third of them, half of them. *laughs* I ate all of them, dude!!!
Dipper: I can't believe you, man!!!
Soos: Sorry, dudes, I was just so excited!!! Nachos cause excitement!!!
You: Pine, chill! It was just an accident!
Dipper: *sigh* Soos, no offense, but you've gotta be more careful sometimes! I mean, what are the odds we'll ever get another picture of-!
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
