Your POV
Once I woke up and regained my consciousness, I could finally make out who the guy was.
Stan: Finally, after all these long years of waiting, you're actually here!!! *stretches his arms wide for a hug* Brother!!!
Man: *punches Stan*
Stan: Ow!!! What the heck was that for?!?
Man: This was an insanely risky move, restarting the portal!!! Didn't you read my warnings?!?
Stan: Warnings smarnings!!! How's about a thanks for saving you from what appears to be, I don't know, some kind of sci-fi sideburn dimension?!?
Man: Thank you?!? You really think I'm gonna thank you after what you did thirty years ago?!?!?
Stan: What I did?!?!?!? Why you ungrateful-!!!!! *launches a punch which the man avoids and holds his arms stopping his from fighting* Don't except me to go easy on you just because you're family!!!
Man: *pins Stan on the ground*
Mabel: Hey, hi, Mabel here. Quick question: what the heck is going on here?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Man: *lets Stan go* Stan, you didn't tell me there were children down here. *looks at Soos* And some sort of large hairless gopher?
Soos: *laughs* I get that a lot!
Stan: *stands up and gestures at the twins* Those two are your family, Poindexter. Shermy's grandkids.
Man: I-... I have a niece and nephew...?!? *goes over to Mabel, kneels down and shakes her hand* Greetings! Do kids still say greetings? I haven't been in this dimension for a really long time.
Mabel: Whoa, six-fingered hand shake?!? It's a full fingered friendlier than normal!!!
Man: *laughs* I like this kid! She's weird!
Dipper: I-... I can't believe it...!!! You're the author of the journals!!!
Man: *takes out journal #1* You've read my journals?
Dipper: I-I haven't just read them, I've lived them!!! *starts pacing around excitedly* I've been waiting for so long to meet you, I-I don't know what to say, I have so many questions, I *breathes quickly and heavily* Ohhhh, I think I'm gonna through up...!!!
You: *cringe* Please don't...!
Dipper: *gags* No no, false alarm! *gags* Just need to write it out!
Man: *looks at you, his eyes widen*
You: ...?
Man: *smiles warmly* (y/n) Cipher. It's been years since I last saw you. You've grown so much.
You: !!! Wait, have we met before?!?
Man: It's a long story. *shakes his head rapidly* Listen, they'll be time for introductions later. But first: tell me, Stan, are there any security breaches?!? Does anyone else know about this portal?!?
Stan: No, just us. Also maybe he entire US government.
Man: The WHAT?!? *looks at the tv monitor in the other room*
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
