ONE: you must hide your flaws
TWO: when you grow up, your childhood is lost forever
THREE: if you treat someone with respect, they will treat you with equal respect
FOUR: I love myself
FIVE: I hate the world
SIX: you don't matter
SEVEN: Christopher Columbus discovered America
EIGHT: women are inferior
NINE: it is okay to put down other people in order to bring yourself up
TEN: some people are born evil
ELEVEN: crying is a symbol of weakness
TWELVE: dandelions are just weeds
THIRTEEN: it is important to live everyday in fear
FOURTEEN: you matter more than anyone else
FIFTEEN: I matter more than you
SIXTEEN: the meaning of life is to make sure you live everyday as if it is taco Tuesday
SEVENTEEN: some people deserve to die
EIGHTEEN: pigs aren't adorable
NINETEEN: "let them eat cake"
TWENTY: only one opinion matters
TWENTY ONE: everyone is out to get you
TWENTY TWO: other languages don't matter
TWENTY THREE: I am perfect
TWENTY FOUR: money is all that matters
TWENTY FIVE: I'm alone
TWENTY SIX: No one will ever understand you
TWENTY SEVEN: this is the end
TWENTY EIGHT: there are twenty nine lies on this list
