"I can smell the weed in my basement." - Lexie, 2018
Also this is in third person again because I get to be a funny narrator.
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TUESDAY
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October 18th 2022
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8:27 AM
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"YO WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR RHYTHM GUITARIST?!" Alex screeched.
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!" Raven squawked, raking a hand through her matted hair. "I texted her last night and she fucking left me on s e e n."
"WeLL tExT hER AgAiN OR SoME sHiT BEcAuSE wE Go oN ToUR iN tWO WeEKS!" Alex exclaimed fervently.
"The fuck are y'all screeching about at 8:30 in the morning?" Mai yawned.
"JULIET WENT POOF!" Raven shouted, even though Mai was standing right in front of her.
"Geez, okay, I'm awake now," Mai muttered, "And brush your teeth."
"Wait!" Alex said. "We should check her room!"
"wOW GREAT FUCKING IDEA!" Raven said.
"eXCUSE ME IT'S NOT LIKE YOU THOUGHT OF IT EITHER!!!11!1!!1!!" Alex shot back.
She clearly was not jazzed.
Raven and Alex both glared at each other as they stormed into the jazz club.
They threw the door open so roughly that it cause the whole house to shake.
(Y/N)'s bedroom door swung open. "Can y'all not do this at 8:30 in the morning?..." she asked, groggily.
Mai shrugged. "Apparently Juliet went missing so they're–"
"THIS FUCKING RAT WHORE!" Alex shrieked.
"What now?" Mai sighed exasperatedly.
"Look at what this bitch left us!" Raven said, shoving a piece of paper in Mai's face.
"Ooh, tea!" (Y/N) exclaimed, running over, "Lemme see."
Mai rolled her eyes and began to read the note aloud in her best impersonation of Juliet.
Dear fellow rat whores,
I have left this letter to inform you that I have decided to leave the band to elope with Romeo.
Bye bitches,
Juliet Parmigiano-Reggiano
"What the hell does she mean 'elope'?" Mai rhetorically asked, utterly confused by what she had just read.
"Do people still elope at this day and age? Especially at her age?" Then she stopped herself. "Actually, no, in books it's more common for people to elope at 18–"
"Shut your nerdy ass up," (Y/N) interrupted.
The girls were silent for a few moments. Then (Y/N) spoke up.
"Who's gonna be our rhythm guitarist now?"
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EMO BAND TEXTS 2 - EMO QUARTET AU
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