EMO BAND TEXTS 2 - EMO QUARTET AU

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Dads on instagram, man.

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THURSDAY
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December 25th 2025
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3:27 AM
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EMO RAT CHAT
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Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: MERRY
CHRISTMAS MY CHILDREN

Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: i dont understand what the fuck a Jesus is

Ramoose left the chat

Plexiglass: wh—

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: I stole Mikey's phone because Mikeys being a rat and now he's hecking chasing me around the house h e l p

Plexiglass: well you need to come over by 6 or I'll hecking leave without you

Moikey: hecking fine

Moikey: HE HECKING FOUND ME

Moikey left the chat

Plexiglass: OH?

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4:12 AM
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"Why are we here again?" Gerard asked at Lexie looked up from her laptop.

"You know, you volunteered to be here. I never asked you to come with us."

"Yeah, well, I'm here, so," Gerard shrugged.

"Okay do you know that cryptic ass shit we're doing on instagram?" Jacci asked, walking into the room with a Santa hat on.

Lexie looked behind her at Jacci, "give me back my hat, you egg!" Lexie snatched the bright red and white hat off of Jacci's head, putting it on.

"Anyways," Mikey muttered as (Y/N) walked into the living room with a bag of chocolate covered pretzels.

"So, Jacci got the addresses of everyone in Massachusetts who bought merch off of our website," Alex continued as Frank cut her off.

"How the fuck did you get these kids' addresses?!"

"Easy. Shipping addresses. All I have to do is hack into-" "you know what? Don't really need to know."

"Okay, suit yourself," Jacci shrugged, walking over to (Y/N) and taking a few pretzels.

"Hey, where's Lindsey?" (Y/N) asked, muffled by the chocolate pretzels in her mouth.

"Home. She wanted to stay home with Bandit. Can you just finish explaining what the fuck we're doing?"

"So," Raven cut into the conversation. "We're going to the addresses and giving them a little something," Alex shrugged, gesturing to boxes filled with merch and pink flyers.

"Oh?" Mikey confusedly commented, walking over to (Y/N) and taking a few pretzels for himself, because everyone likes pretzels.

"And why are we doing this so early in the morning?" Mai yawned, looking up from her novel.

"Because, if we're lucky, then we'll be done by 8AM," Alex stated, typing and clicking a few things on her laptop.

The three boys, plus Mai, groaned.

"Oh come on," Jacci rolled her eyes at the unwilling humans. "Lexie will make y'all breakfast when we get back," Jacci persuaded as Alex looked behind her at Jacci with an 'are you seriously making me make 8 people breakfast? R e a l l y?' look.

The room went silent for two seconds.

"Fine," everyone muttered as Alex smiled, clicking one more thing on her laptop then shutting it. "Jacci, go get the papers in the office," Alex said as Jacci shrugged, walking away.

"Let's see," Alex looked at everyone in the room.

"Mikey, go with Gerard, Frank go with... Mai, Raven go with (Y/N), I'm going with Jacci," Alex paired everyone up on the spot as Frank and Gerard looked at each other.

"Question," Mikey said at Alex looked up at him.

"Neither of us are in Cut Me Loose."

"Yeah? You're just putting stuff by the door, ringing the doorbell, and running," Alex clarified as they both nodded.

"Here, losers," Jacci handed everyone two papers each with addresses on them.

"What are y'all waiting for?" Grab a box and go!" Alex said as everyone started moving.

"This shall be interesting," Mai muttered, closing her novel and standing up.