EMO BAND TEXTS 2 - EMO QUARTET AU

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I'm writing this as my Cool Kid Playlist is on. Also, wake me up when September ends is playing fuckkkkkk

WAIT NOW ITS THE GHOST OF YOU

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST WROTE THE CHAPTER AND ACCIDENTALLY ERASED IT HHhhejxhd SO NOW IM JUST GONNA WRITE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CHAPTER KDCJJSNC

a day later: lmao I just had mai do most of it

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THURSDAY
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December 25th, 2025
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4:34 PM / 16:34
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"Mai, you hecking NITWIT!" Alex hissed, flicking Mai's forehead.

"OW, WHAT THE FUCK," Mai yelped. "Hey, I didn't actually get caught, so it shouldn't be a problem."

"Yeah, well, you almost fucked the whole thing up, ya dumb klutz," Alex retorted, flicking her forehead again.

"Okay, but are we really gonna ignore how Frank tripped over a stair and fell flat on his face at that one house?" Mai huffed, turning towards Frank.

"Okay, but that was when I was approaching the house," Frank argued, rubbing his sore nose. "You literally rolled down the stairs as you were leaving so you would've been actually caught."

Mai opened her mouth to argue, then Alex reached out to flick her forehead again, to which Mai responded by biting her hand.

"EW, YOU HECKING RAT!" Alex screeched, retracting her arm and stumbling away. Mai simply crossed her arms and stuck her tongue out.

"What'd she do?" (Y/N) asked, stifling a laugh.
"ShE hEcKiNg BiT mE!1!!11!!11!!" Alex screamed in disgust, running to the kitchen to bleach her hand. She ran back to wipe it on Frank and then ran back.
"BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK," Frank squealed, running after Alex. Mikey held him back by his hair with the most dull expression on his face. Everyone laughed at the sight, because who wouldn't laugh at the sight of a lanky 5'10" guy literally holding a 5'6" gremlin back by his hair?

Raven, like the complete asshole she is, decided to add to the chaos. "If this makes you feel better," she said to Mai, "(Y/N) almost got run over by a car running across the street."

"OH, DID YOU NOW?" Mai said, grinning widely at (Y/N).

"OKAY, BUT RAVEN GOT STUCK IN A BUSH," (Y/N) stuttered, pointing at Raven.

"That explains the tattered clothing," Jacci remarked.
Raven turned to (Y/N) with a face of betrayal. (Y/N) just shrugged and went on her phone.

"If we're gonna be exposing each other for our fuck ups, I'm just gonna say that Mikey made me spill my coffee on one of the packages," Gerard stated.

"You nearly let that same package get stolen," Mikey pointed out, shaking his head.

"That was not my fault!" Gerard shot back. He prepared to make a whole argument and then realized he had none.

"Exactly."

"Fuck you."

"That's (Y/N) job," Raven intervened.

(Y/N) slapped Raven across the face which caused Alex to run back into the room to exclaim, "WHO'S GETTING BITCH SLAPPED?"

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TWITTER
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4:46 PM / 16:46
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slow down jellybean @parkedwater

I JUST GOT A RANDOM CHRISTMAS PACKAGE THING FILLED WITH CML MERCH AND CANDY and some weird ass paper BUT STILL COOL