EMO BAND TEXTS 2 - EMO QUARTET AU

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SATURDAY
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August 13th
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3:22 PM
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CEILINGS ARE GAY
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Sourdough Daddy joined the chat

Sourdough Daddy: hey

Sourdough Daddy: Awsten's coming over today

Sourdough Daddy: so no chasing each other around with various instruments/knives

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): oh cool

Juliet joined the chat

Juliet: who's Awsten again

Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: Juliet are you fucking serious

Juliet: sorry ?

Juliet: I know he was at warped tour

Ramoose: singer for waterparks

Juliet: oh

Juliet: OH

Juliet: HE'S PRETTY

(Y/N): stick to fucking Romeo you rat

Juliet: hey just because you haven't changed your feelings in four years doesn't mean I can't change my feelings in three months

Ramoose: OOF

Sourdough Daddy: LMAO but seriously

Sourdough Daddy: back the fuck off

(Y/N): oof obsessive much

Sourdough Daddy: oh s h u t u p

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: yo

Plexiglass: I'm at the store

Plexiglass: anyone need anything

(Y/N): get me Starbucks in the way back

Juliet: get me strawberries

Sourdough Daddy: buy me bleach box dye

Plexiglass: is that actually what it's called

Plexiglass: that doesn't sound right

Sourdough Daddy: I don't know

Sourdough Daddy: you know what I mean though so do it

Plexiglass: Fine

Ramoose: get me anime boy pocky

Plexiglass: oof fine okay

(Y/N): oh wait don't

(Y/N): I'm not even home

Plexiglass: you dumbass

Plexiglass: Fine

Juliet: (Y/N) where even are you

(Y/N): I'm hanging out with Mikey

Sourdough Daddy: y'all on a date or smth

(Y/N): fuck off

Sourdough Daddy: SO YOU ARE

(Y/N): oh my god

(Y/N): no

(Y/N): stop it

Sourdough Daddy: but wHy nOt

(Y/N): bEcAuSe MiKeY dOeSn'T hAvE fEeLiNgS fOr Me AnYmOrE

Sourdough Daddy: oof

Sourdough Daddy: Anyways I'm gonna go now rats

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4:19 PM
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"Oh, also, I have something to tell you," Mikey said as I pulled my keys out of my pocket.

"...What?"

"I never cheated on you with Nicole."

"Wait- what?" I looked up at him, completely and utterly confused.

"Wait- seriously? Now I feel bad-" "I cheated on you with Pete."

THIS!

GAY!

ASS!

HOE!

"What?" I laughed, even more confused now.

"Wait, wait, wait— you're gay?" I asked, opening the front door to my house.

"Okay- I was drunk, okay? I have no attraction to Pete whatsoever," Mikey assured as we walked through the door.

"Oh. It's you losers," Alex retorted from the couch, pausing the tv.

"Fuck off, rat," Mikey snarled as she rolled her eyes.

"You guys are obnoxious," Frank chimed in as Alex elbowed him in the rib cage.

"Didn't you get in a fight with Mai yesterday because she called you a gremlin?" I chuckled, running my left hand through my bleached hair.

"...Shut up."

"Oh! Also, (Y/N)," Alex got up from the couch, walking over to me. "Can you reach something off the top shelf for me in the kitchen?" She asked as I looked at her, kind of confused.

"...could you not have gotten a stool and used that?"

"Okay but you're 5'8 and I was lazy so can you?" She whined as I rolled my eyes.

"Ugh, fine. Wait here, loser," I looked at Mikey for a second as I turned around to go to the kitchen, Alex following behind me.

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About a minute later, we walked back into the living room as the doorbell rang. Raven ran out of her room and to the door and opened it as Frank, Alex, Mikey, and I all looked at her, confused on why she is trying to be the Flash's competition.

When she opened it, a man with purple hair appeared and walked through the door. "Hey Awsten," everyone said in unison as he nodded once, then slightly turned his head to the left. "Hey- TWINSIES!" Awsten exclaimed and pointed at Alex.

Jesus Christ, they have the exact same hair color.

Alex gasped, a smile appearing on her face as I slowly took a step back. Awsten ran over to Alex and hugged her as Raven threw her hands up in defeat.

"You've stolen my friend. What the fuck, Alex," Raven said in a dull tone as Alex hugged back.

"You've stolen my girlfriend. What the fuck, Awsten," Frank said in the same tone as Raven.

"Well, I'm single and have no friends, so I've got nothing to lose!" I shrugged as Mikey snickered.

"Are these our lives now?" Raven looked over at Frank.

"I guess so," Frank shrugged.

"You guys are oofs!" Mai shouted from her room.

Well.

Oof.