EMO BAND TEXTS 2 - EMO QUARTET AU

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This chapter is so fucking long so I'm just gonna split it into 5 because this chapter is 10000+ words so

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WEDNESDAY
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January 28th, 2026
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7:36 PM / 19:36
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"I'm here," (Y/N) announced as she walked back on the stage.

People in the crowd started to scream once they saw her and (Y/N) just laughed at the reaction.

"So today's activity will be a bit, different," (Y/N) started. "Usually I'll read some erotic fanfiction or poetry, but that's going to have to wait until later. Right now, I'm going to read you some song titles and you have to guess what they all have in common. Okay?"

The crowd once again screamed at (Y/N) in reply and she smiled, being the only one who knew what was coming

"Lets start, shall we," (Y/N) began.

I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me

Thriller

"The Take Over, the Breaks Over"

This Ain't a scene, It's an Arms Race

I'm Like a Lawyer With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)

Hum Hallelujah

Golden

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?

The (After) Life of the Party

The Carpal Tunnel of Love

Bang the Doldrums

Fame < Infamy

You're Crashing, But You're No Wave

I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears and None On My Fingers

G.I.N.A.S.F.S.

It's Hard to Say "I Do" When I Don't

Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes

I Don't Care

She's My Winona

America's Suitehearts

Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On a Bad Bet

The (Shipped) Gold Standard

Coffee's for Closers

What a Catch, Donnie

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Tiffany Blews

W.A.M.S

20 Dollar Nose Bleed

West Coast Smoker

The Phoenix

My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark (Light 'Em Up)

Alone Together

Where Did the Party Go

Just One Yesterday

The Mighty Fall

Miss Missing You

Death Valley

Young Volcanoes

Rat a Tat

Save Rock and Roll