EMO BAND TEXTS 2 - EMO QUARTET AU

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WEDNESDAY
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December 31st 2025
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9:36 PM / 21:36
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"Brendon, you're too fucking drunk," (Y/N) grumbled, taking the solo cup away from the taller boy.

"Pfft, ner im not, I'mper fuctly fien," Brendon slurred, stumbling a bit and grabbing the red plastic cup back from his sister.

"Oh my god, fine, Brendon," (Y/N) rolled her eyes, leaning against the kitchen counter as Brendon chugged down the who-knows-what mixture of various sodas and alcohols.

"WOO!" Brendon shouted, running away to who knows where.

"I love him so much, but he's going to actually die one day because of alcohol poisoning," (Y/N) sighed, craning her neck to the left to look at Mikey.

"Mhm..." he mindlessly agreed, giving his undivided attention to his twitter homepage on his phone.

"Okay, great. Even my boyfriend is ignoring me. That's grrrrrreat !" (Y/N) sarcastically grinned, throwing her hands up and walking away.

Poor (Y/N).

(Y/N) is secretly Tony The Tiger -Lexie

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10:07 PM / 22:07
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TWITTER
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Lexie Way - A Coffee Connoisseur @lexieway_
I'm at some shitty party that @halsey made me go to. The next few tweets mightbe i n t e r e s t i n g .

Josh 💕 @lexieslefthand
(replying to @lexieway)
fuck yeah are we getting drunk tweets

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Lexie Way - A Coffee Connoisseur @lexieway_
I just ate unseasoned overcooked roast beef and let me just say it was the worst experience of my life

Jack @JacciChan 
(replying to @lexieway)
Why is there unseasoned overcooked roast beef at a New Year's Eve party

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Lexie Way - A Coffee Connoisseur @lexieway_
personally? I think dress codes should be abolished bc they sexualize underage children/teens and anyone who disagrees ESPECIALLY adults and administrators can suck my fat dick thanks for coming to my TED talk

I Want Patrick To Shove @HisFedoraUpMyAss
(replying to @lexieway)
You're not even in school anymore

Alex Turner Is Probably Drunk @kissmeunderthemoonssideboob
So what if she's out of school? It still matters, smh.

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Lexie Way - A Coffee Connoisseur @lexieway_
I love @awsten more than everyone else on the planet ok goodnight

Alexander William @AlexAllTimeLow
(replying to @lexieway)
AWW. also what does that make Jacci

Lexie Way - A Coffee Connoisseur @lexieway_
What does that make Jack

Alexander William @AlexAllTimeLow
Touché, Way

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Lexie Way - A Coffee Connoisseur @lexieway_
I just heard a girl say "if someone came up to me and said yeehaw I would marry them" and honestly mood

Jack Barakat @JackAllTimeLow
(replying to @lexieway)
yeehaw

Lexie Way - A Coffee Connoisseur @lexieway_
MARRY ME