"that support beam in your basement looks like a stripper pole."
"are chips just really skinny potatoes?"
"sUGAR JELLY!"
"mr. z i don't see wakanda on the map?"
"my name isn't ethan, it's tHOMAS THE DANK ENGINE."
"that's a mighty good sandwich."
"raise your hand if your going to hell"
"iT'S FASTER IF YOU ROLL!!!!"
"i wrote a letter to the school board requesting that they add a nugget sauce bar to the cafeteria."
"im allergic to anything that doesn't like me so move."
"oh boi this ish gonna make me puke canadian giraffes."
"im canadian so have fun with trump im going home."
"when i move to texas my new school has a chic fil a in the cafeteria."
"I want my kids to call me babitchka."
"move im german."
"im italian so my hands have a mind of their own."
"if everyone's so concerned about child obesity why do we let them sell girl scout cookies?"
"I identify as a walmart girft card"
"god i want cheese puffs"
"mrs.campbell pause the video. I can't watch bill nye without tater tots"
"if any of you choose me last for dodgeball your on my hit list"
TO BE CONTINUED
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❝sugar and spice❞ | randomization book #3
Random★·.·'¯'·.·★ sugar | spice ★·.·'¯'·.·★ what girls are made of, along with a whole lotta sarcasm and caffeine we are back at it again with another one of these, lotta memes, lotta ranting, and a lot of cosmic universal voltron stuff too. enjoy!
