"she's even worse than I am bro, she keeps spending all her money on buying shots."
"like srsly is he fucccing shakespeare??"
"WHOMEST THE FRICKETH DO YOU THINKETH!"
"now keEP YOUR CHIN UP ND YOUR BOOTY POPPIN."
"i swear it smells like oscar the grouch had diarrhea after eating a beefy burrito crunch wrap from taco bell"
"omg it a mexican doge"
"tHROW DA BREAD!"
"not even nationwide would get on that side."
"T-POSE TO ASSERT DOMINANCE!!!"
"what if the white house was a bathtub?"
"wELCOME TO LUCIFER'S PAWN SHOP!"
"lucifer the lizard should run for president."
"yote is the past tense of yeet"
"No, it's a japanese blonde dolphin."
"EMO PUFFIN!
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❝sugar and spice❞ | randomization book #3
Random★·.·'¯'·.·★ sugar | spice ★·.·'¯'·.·★ what girls are made of, along with a whole lotta sarcasm and caffeine we are back at it again with another one of these, lotta memes, lotta ranting, and a lot of cosmic universal voltron stuff too. enjoy!
