TinamoCafé

WARNING!

WARNING! Abnormal content ahead! Risk at your own read.

Hello mga ka-wattpad, marami akong gustong sabihin pero sa totoo lang nakalimutan ko na. Apparently hindi importante ang sasabihin ko.

But I'm warning you, this story may cause you to laugh, or cry, or laugh and cry at the same time. You see, this book consists of Depressionisms (that's not a word, but I invent words. And I can, because there is a thing called freedom of speech) and harsh truths about realities and whatnot. So if you are unprepared for drunk statements, and is easily triggered, I suggest you just close this app, and walk away, man.

Ang storya na 'to ay hango sa katotohanan kaya naman may mga bagay na hindi ako pwedeng sabihin. Katulad ng mga pangalan ng mga karakter na bumubuhay sa kalokohang 'to. That's why I will make fake identities. Isn't that the point of a novel? You tweak realities to fit your description of fantasy? Kaya naman kung may pinangalanan akong Gemma sa kwentong 'to, malamang hindi nila 'yon pangalan. Kung hindi mo gusto ang Gemma, pwede mo namang palitan. Basic 'diba?

Another note, I won't say where the setting takes place. If a house was mentioned just imagine it was your own house, if a café was mentioned just imagine a certain café you have been before. That way I won't be inconvenienced of people asking about shits for places.

Yes, this is all for my benefit, now if you're still here, reading, I congratulate you. I don't know why I am congratulating you but just accept it.

This book is intended for me to push my ideals and opinions on you. Why? Why, that's how books work doesn't it?! It's all about the perspective, because the things that I am about to say, were the things you wanted to hear.

I never make sense, do I?

But do I have to?

Just remember,

I warned you.