Two Guys and the Monster Musume Girls (Canceled)

Chapter 1: We got a new houseguest... and she's a snake

???: Come on Toby, this is perfect.
A guy with long brown hair and blue eyes wearing a red t-shirt, blue jeans, and black socks (guy who's talking rn) is standing next to a tall skinny guy with very short brown hair, brown eyes, wore glasses, blue t-shirt, grey sweatpants and black socks are trying to organize a shelf. On the shelf are four seashells, each a different color. In order it's Blue, Green, Red and Yellow.
Toby: I don't know man. Shouldn't it be in the order of the rainbow?
???: Pfffft, please. It's meant to show emotions. From sadness to happiness.
Toby: If you say so Mike.
Mike: I do man. I do. Gonna send a pic to Jess and we'll be off.
Mike snaps a picture and starts messing with his phone. Toby sighs and sits down on the couch. Mike gets a response and checks it out and then lools defeated and slouches on the back of the couch.
Toby: What did she say?
Mike: She agreed with what you said.
Toby: Told ya.
Mike: Shut up.
Just then, the two hear knocking on their door.
Mike: It's bloody 10 in the morning, who's knocking on our front door?
Toby: Let's go see dumbass.
Toby gets up and heads to the front door.
Mike: *mocks Toby* Fucking jackass, why am I friends with him again?
Mike and Toby reach the door and Toby opens it. They see a tall sexy woman with long black hair, wearing business shirt and jacket, black skirt, black leggings, black heels and black shades.
Mike: Um... who are you and why are you outside our home?
Smith: My name is Smith and I have a demihuman you two will take care of.
Mike: Demi-what?
Toby: Demihumans, creatures who are half human, half monster.
Mike: Right.... why are we taking care of an demihuman?
Toby: That's a great question for why WE are taking care of one, but for my friends stupidity he means why are humans taking care of demihumans.
Mike: I'm not stupid... just not smart dumbass. But he's right.
Smith: Because of the new law.
Mike: Law? What law?
Toby: The one everyone is talking about.
Mike: .... Ok, so tell me.
Toby: *sighs* I don't remember the name but we are making some peaceful deals with the demihumans to live amongst each other, so they have sent some of their own to come live with host families... right?
Smith: Correct. And there are some other rules.
Mike: Wait, wait wait wait wait. We aren't a host family. Though that Kurusu guy down the road might be a better pick for your monster girl.
Just then, Smith has a girl who's half human and half snake, has long red hair, wearing a yellow short sleeve jacket, and a blue skirt right next to her.
Mike: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!
Smith: This is Miia. Rules are simple, you must always travel with her if she ever wants to go out, she may not harm any humans and vice versa, and you cannot violate her.
Toby: *coughs* Excuse me what?
Mike: We can't have sex with her.
Toby: I GET THAT YOU MORON!!!
Mike: WHO'RE YOU CALLING A MORON?!
???: U-um...
The two look at the snake girl.
Miia: M-my name's Miia. Nice to meet you both.
Miia bows her head. Mike looks at Toby and notices he's starring.
Mike: *coughs* Fine, come on in.
Miia looks at Mike with shock. So does Toby.
Toby: R-really?!
Mike: Well one, she'll be your responsibility and two Smith-san is already gone.
Toby and Miia look and see that Mike's right.
Toby: How did she-
Mike: Welp, good luck buddy. She's all yours.
Mike pats Toby's shoulder. Toby turns and sees that Mike is wearing booys and is on a motorcycle.
Toby: HEY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!
Mike: Heeheehee, haaaaaavvvveeee fuuuuuuuuunnnn!!!!
Mike drives off, leaving Toby and Miia alone together.
Toby: That sonuvabitch, I'll... *sighs* Come on in Miia-chan, I'll show you around.
Miia: O-ok.

HOLY SHIT GUYS I DID!!!!! And it'll only get worse from here. I'll like to think my friend nekoman4 for A. Saying yes to this story, B. For wanting to actually help write this story and C. For being my best bud!! Also gonna have to ask Zuzumiee .... Strange, seems I can't some peeps... fucking bullshit. Anyways hope you enjoy this... weirs fanfic that'll not be as great as the original series. Btw, this will have some of my own original stories with se stories from the original into the mix as well. Bye for now schmucks!!! (hope you all never get sick of being called schmucks 😁😁😁).