Two Guys and the Monster Musume Girls (Canceled)

Chapter 4: I spent my entire day with a snake girl... It was pretty good

Toby walks into the living room and sees Mike making breakfast.
Mike: Morning loverbird!!!
Toby: I will kill your offspring maker if you make that joke again.
Mike: Heheheheheheh..... Ok.
Toby sits down at a large kitchen table.
Toby: Wait... when did we get a kitchen table? It wasn't in the description of the house.
Mike: Eh, let's just accept it and move on.
Toby: K. What's for breakfast?
Mike sets down 3 plates of toast,scrambled eggs,bacon, and pancakes.
Toby: Damn, you cooked this?
Mike: Well yeah, you seemed busy this morning so I decided to make breakfast.
Toby: Damn you.
Mike: Heheh, HEY MIIA!!! WE GOT BREAKFAST!!!
Miia slithers into the living room wearing a white t-shirt and a blue skirt. Miia yawns and looks at the two humans.
Miia: Did someone say breakfast?
Toby/Mike(thoughts): SHE'S SLEEPY AFTER THAT STUNT SHE PULLED?!
Miia: What's for breakfast?
Mike: See for yourself.
Miia slithers towards the table and sees the food. She smiles and her eyes shine and then she sits down and starts eating. Toby smiles and starts eating as well.
Mike: Sooooo, how's my cooking?
Miia: *with food in her mouth* You made this? Not darling?
Mike: I mean I watched Toby make the eggs but the rest is all me. So, how is it?
Toby: Really good my friend.
Miia: Same. Thanks for the meal Mike.
Mike: It's fine.
Mike sits down and all three are eating. An hour later everyone is done. Mike gets up and grabs all the dishes and heads for the sink.
Mike: So, you want to go anywhere today Miia?
Miia: Well, I do need new clothes so I guess we could go shopping.
Mike: Great, you and Toby can go on a date.
Miia and Toby start blushing.
Toby: ASSHOLE!!! IT WOULDN'T BE A DATE YOU MORON!!!
Mike: Hahahahahah, yeah yeah. Whatever you say my friend.
Toby: I have no choice as her host. And you have to come along to you know.
Mike: Hmmmm nah. I said you'll be taking care of her. She's your type, not mine.
Toby: Sh-shut up!!!
Miia: I'm darling's type?
Toby: Well... I mean... yeah?
Miia starts blushing immensely. Toby sighs and gets up.
Toby: Come on, grab a coat. We're going shopping.

(In town)

Miia: OOOOUUUUU PRETTY!!!!
Miia is looking in a shop while Toby sulks behind.
Toby: Forgot how terribly embarrassing this is.
Miia looks at Toby with a pain look.
Miia: Am I embarrassing you darling?
Toby: NONONONONONOOOO Y-you're not embarrassing me. It's the fact that I'm a guy hanging outside a clothing store. You're fine, don't worry.
Miia: O-ok!! Oh, let's go in there!
Miia grabs Toby's hand and pulls him towards a store.
Toby: Where?!
The doors open and Toby sees that it's a lingerie store.
Toby: Heheheheh I should probably wait outside.
Toby turns around but feels someone grabbing the back of his shirt and pulling him inside the store.
Toby: Kiiiiill meeeeeeee!

(Few minutes later)

Miia is inside a dressing booth and Toby is standing outside the booth.
Toby: You doing ok in there?
Miia: Y-yeah, no need to worry.
Toby smirks and looks down at the pile of lingerie next to him. Toby notices a weird piece of lingerie and grabs it.
Toby: Hey Miia, what's this for?
Miia: Let me see.
Miia peeks behind the curtains and sees Toby holding the lingerie and she screams and smacks Toby, knocking him onto the ground. Everyone stares and Toby quickly gets up.
Toby: It was just a spider on my face and she tried to get it off!! That's all!
Everyone returned to what they were doing before. Toby laughs embarrassingly and turns back to Miia.
Toby: What was that for??!!
Miia: You were t-t-touching p-p-pant...
Toby: Pant....... Oh.
Toby's face goes pure red and he starts bowing in forgiveness.
Miia: I-It's fine darling. You didn't know. I'll be out soon.
Miia returns behind the curtain and Toby sits on the ground and sighs.

(Later)

Miia: THAT WAS FUUUUUNNNN!!! Where do you want to go darling?
Toby: Well, we should probably go eat and-
???: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Toby and Miia look to see two thugs, one female and one male, laughibg at Miia and Toby.
MaleThug: HAHAHAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?! A SNAIL?!
FemaleThug: I mean it looks like it. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Miia clenches her fist but Toby grabs her hand. Miia turns around and sees Toby's face and sees that he's seriously pissed.
Toby: Let's go.
Miia: Ok darling.
MaleThug: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DID YOU HEAR THAT?! THE SNAIL CALLED HIM "DARLING". HAHAHAHAHAHAH, WHAT A LOSER IF THAT'S ALL HE CAN GET!!!
FemaleThug: Yeah what a fool.
Miia starts turning but Toby grabs her by her shoulder.
Toby: DON'T. It's not worth it Miia. Let's just go.
Toby grabs Miia's hand and the two start walking. A few blocks later they started noticing people taking pictures and looking at them.
Toby: Idiots. I should fucking kick all of-
Miia: H-hey Toby?
Toby turns around and sees that Miia's scared.
Miia: Can we go somewhere private?
Toby: Yeah. This way,  I think a hotel is here.
Toby and Miia turn into an alley and the two look and see that they're infront of a love hotel.
Toby: Heheheheheheh. Maybe we should go-
Miia grabs Toby's arm and drags him into the hotel.

(In their room)

Miia sits on the bed while Toby locks the door. Toby takes off his jacket and throws it on a hangar. Toby then sits next to Miia.
Toby: Sorry about today.
Miia: Huh? What do you mean?
Toby: I mean, sorry how everyone is treating you poorly. They just don't understand monster girls like you.
Miia: But you understand darling.
Miia puts her arms around Toby and lays her head on his shoulder.
Miia: That's all that matters to me.
Toby smiles and puts his head ontop of hers.
Toby: So does Mike.
Miia: Eh, he's not as special as you are darling.
Toby: Thanks... I guess?
Just then, Miia shoves Toby onto the bed. Miia then climbs ontop if Toby.
Toby: Um, what are you doing?
Miia: Having sex, of course.
Toby: W-WAIT A SECOND!! CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS?!
Miia: But it's a love hotel darling, we should make the most out of-
Just then the door gets blown up and a bunch of soldiers run into the room pointing guns at Toby and Miia.
Smith: FREEZE!!
Toby looks and sees Smith-san and Mike.
Mike: Oh hey maaaan!! What were you aboooouuuttt to do?
Toby: *sighs* Asshole.

(Later)

Toby, Miia, Mike, and Smith-san are all in an elevator going down.
Smith: As you can see, we just got a tip that some guy was taking a snake girl into a love hotel, so I had to come prepared.
Mike: I was in the neighborhood and decided to join the ride.
Toby: Thanks, but we weren't going to do anything dirty. I just wanted Miia away from the assholes is all.
Miia stares at Toby and blushed when he said that. The elevator doors open and the two thugs from before are infront of them.
MaleThug: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH MY GOD!!! THAT GUY AND THE UGLY SNAIL ARE HERE AT A LOVE HOTEL!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH-
Toby punches the guys so hard, he sends him flying through a wall. Miia lools at Toby smiles at his chivalry.
Miia: Y-you stood up to me!
Toby: Yeah, I did... By the way, I think my hands broken.
Miia: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

(Later, back at the apartment)
Miia is hanging laundry on the roof when Toby puts up some clothes with his hand in a cast.
Miia: You should be resting.
Toby: To much work. Besides, can't let you do it all alone.
Miia: But darling, I have Mike.
Toby: Oh really?
Mike: What?
Mike is just sitting on the edge of the roof.
Toby: You know, one day you'll fall off and die!
Mike: That's the point jackass!!!
Toby: Just get over here and help.
Mike: Fine.
Mike gets up.
Mike: I'll-
Just then, Mike feels something grab his shoulders.
Mike: -just fly away I guess.
Mike is then taken into the air by a blue feathered being.
Miia: OH MY GOD!!
Toby: MIIIKKKKEEEE!!!!

HOLY S*** GUYS WHAT HAPPEND TO MIKE?! I mean me? Anyways hoped you enjoy. I'm excited to write the next because Mike will finally get a monster girl. Anyways, see you mext time Scadwf!!