Two Guys and the Monster Musume Girls (Canceled)

Chapter 8: Kicked Mike out but still weird things happen... Like a slime

Smith: So.... You didn't give them any answers?
Mike: Nope.
Toby: Na.
Mike: Ha, sodium.
Toby: Really?
Mike: What?
Smith: Anyways, you also didn't know about the full moon, which I forgot to tell you.
Mike: Yeah, thanks for that by the way.
Toby: Really, really thankful.
Smith: And then you were sexually harrassed by the girls.
Mike: Now I wouldn't go as far as that.
Toby: It's really more like we were going to let them fuck us... and then they attacked us.
Smith: Uh huh.
Mike: Look, it was basically our fault. We didn't give them an answer and it caused them to act up.
Toby: Don't deport them please.
Smith: I won't deport them.
Mike: Oh thank god!
Toby: That's a relief.
Smith gets up and heads to the front door.
Smith: I'll see you later.
Mike: I expect to see you later.
Smith smiles and leaves the house. Mike sighs and lays back in the chair.
Mike: Jeez, I thought she was gonna kill us.
Mike then feels a jacket hit his face. Mike takes off his leather jacket off his face.
Mike: What the hell?
Toby: I blame you for every weird thing that's happening to us.
Mike: How is it my fault?!
Toby: You excepted the monster girl.
Mike: No, I accepted that you take care of Miia, not me.
Toby: And I am grateful, but after YOU decided that I should take care of Miia, we've been having weird shit happening to us. So, you will leave, I will take care of the girls for a day and hopefully, nothing bad will happen.
Mike: Maybe, just a theory, but maybe weird thing happen to us because we just attract the weird?
Toby: Please get out.
Mike: Ok ok. Just make sure Papi is busy, so if you set the video game up she'll be just fine. Centorea knows that if I'm not around, you're the one she has to follow and-
Toby: It will be fine Mike, just go!
Mike: Ok ok.
Mike is at the front door, with the door half way open.
Mike: Just take care of-
Toby: LEAVE!!
Toby pushes Mike out of the house and closes the door. Toby turns around and sees Papi, Centorea, and Miia walk out from the bedroom area.
Centorea: Where's master?
Toby: He's gone out. He'll be back later. Now I got to go make lunch.
Papi: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, I'm boooorrrreeeeedddd!!!!
Toby presses a button and turns on the T.V. and hands Papi a Switch.
Toby: Here, play with this.
Papi: OOOOUUUUUU!!!
Papi starts playing MarioKart and Toby sighs and walks into the kitchen and starts cooking. He grabs a pot and pours water into it and puts it onto the stove. He turns on the stove and puts a lid on the pot and turns around and starts cutting up some onions.
Miia: What are you cooking darling?
Toby: First I'm making a salad for Centorea and then I'm thinking of making some porkchops with a side of mashed potatoes. (Author note, I am not a cook.... back to the story)
Miia: Sounds delish.
Centorea: Thanks for realising that I don't eat meat.
Toby: Well, I'm the cook in the house, not Mike. So I'm used to figuring out what type of dish a person would eat.
Centorea: Sounds like hard work.
Toby: Eh, living with someone like Mike has made it really easy. Since he's the plainest guy ever.
Miia: Well, not in personality darling. He's kind and helpful.
Centorea: Chivalrous at times.
Papi: Master is also funny!
Toby: Heh, yes he is. He's also paranoid, has anger issues, and is most of the time depressed.
Centorea: Really?
Papi: Master sad?
Toby: Everyone is sad Papi. Mike just doesn't like showing it to others. I'm just an exception. He trusts me with everything that goes through his head... and sometimes it's really stupid things to me but to him they are... serious issues.
Centorea: Does it bother you? Being the one he trusts the most?
Toby: Eh, he can be a handful sometimes but he's tried to always be there for me, and that's all that matters... PAPI WAIT!!
Papi stares at Toby.
Papi: What?
Toby: That's not how you're supposed to hold that.
Papi is holding the Switch controller like she's about to throw it.
Papi: But the screeb told Papi to hold it like this.
Toby: *sigh* Let me help.
Toby leaves to go help Papi, while Centorea walks into the kitchen.
Centorea: Wonder what's in the pot?
She opens the lid and sees the pit is filled with blue slime. The slime looks at Centorea and jumps at her.
Centorea: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Toby, Papi, and Miia turn around and see Centorea's head cover in the slime creature.
Toby: What the hell!!
Miia: We have to get it off of Centorea!
Toby grabs the slime and rips it off of Centorea and throwing across the room. Centorea passes out due to not having any air to breathe. Toby runs over to Centorea to make sure she's alive.
Toby: Oh thank god, she's ok. Didn't want Mike to kill me.
Miia: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Miia is slithering away but the slime chases after her. Toby draws Centorea's sword and charges at the slime.
Toby: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

(Wherever Mike is)

Mike is walking down the street and sees you guys (the readers).
Mike: Oh... Um, the writer is an idiot and wants to end on a cliffhanger, so there... Jesus, who writes these scripts? Anyways, see you un the next chapter... hopefully.