Two Guys and the Monster Musume Girls (Canceled)

Chapter 6: Got ran over by a centaur... She's really hot (Thanks for 101 reads)

Before we begin, thank you for 101 reads in almost 2 weeks. That's the fastest a story of mine has gotten in a short amount of time. I have no words to describe how it feels to seem like people really like this series, even though it was created out of love for a series I just watched at the time of writing and the friendship between two perverts. Thank you, and prepare to read hopefully a good chapter. (Um... I don't remember alot of this part of episode 2 but I'll try my best)

Mike wakes up and feels Papi sleeping next to him. He smiles and pats her head. She wiggles but doesn't wake up. Mike slides out of bed and puts on some jeans and a blue shirt. Mike quietly opens the door and exits his room. He then quietly shuts the door and walks into the living room and sees Toby in the kitchen looking frustrated.
Mike: What's wrong?
Toby: Seems we're out of food. Mind going to the grocery store?
Mike: Sure man. *yawns* What you need and I'll go grab it. Heard there's a sale today and I really want to get to the store quickly.
Toby: Heh, why are you the one who loves the sale?
Mike: Because you're to busy cooking.
Toby: Touchè.
Toby hands Mike a list. Mike gets up and grabs his leather jacket.
Mike: Tell the bird I'll be back.
Toby: She's a harpy.
Mike: Really?
Toby: You weren't listening were you?
Mike looks into the ceiling and starts a flashback.

(Yesterday after last chapter)

Toby is beating up Mike.
Toby: YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DO REALISE SHE'S AN ADULT!!!
Mike: I don't see your problem. The bird girl is my responsibility, not yours.
Smith: She is actually a harpy.
Mike: Good for you.
Then Toby sucker punches Mike and knocks him out.

(Present day)

Mike: Not really, since you fucking knocked me out!!
Toby: Apologies.
Toby raises his hands in defeat. Mike sighs and wave his hands.
Mike: It's fine, I have no grudges against you bud. Take care. And make sure Papi doesn't get into trouble.
Toby: On it. Same goes for you.
Mike smirks and leaves the house.

(Few hours later)

Mike exits a grocery store with 2 bags of alot of groceries. Mike has a huge grin on his face.
Mike: Ooooouuuu, Tobez is gonna love this, so much food to make!!
Mike starts walking down the street, whistling when suddenly he hears something galloping behind him.
Mike: Eh? A horse? Pffft, wow. Someone knows my chinese zodiac.
Mike turns and the last thing he before he gets sent flying is a pair of huge breasts. Mike wakes up a few minutes later looking at a female centaur with long blonde hair in a ponytail (heh pony), white sleevless dress shirt with a blue ribbon, and a long green skirt that covers all her horse half and a sword attached to her waist.
???: Are you alright?
Mike: Pretty sure. You?
???: W-why are you asking me if I'm hurt? I hit you, not the other way around.
Mike: I'm just making sure. And you are?
Centorea: My name is Centorea, and you will be my master.
Mike stares at Centorea for a few seconds and pulls out his phone.
Mike: Better call who I think is your coordinator.
Mike presses a name and puts it to his ear.
Centorea: You know my coordinator already?
Mike: Probably.
Smith(phone): Hello?
Mike: Smith-san heeeeyyyy! Listen, I have a centaur girl infront of me and I was wondering if you had anything to do with her?
Smith(phone): Ah, I see you've met Centorea. She was meant to arrive at your house later but I guess she went to go find her own master and found you.
Mike: So, centaur's go looking for their masters?
Centorea: Something like that yeah.
Mike: So you weren't going to choose either me or Toby to take care of her?
Smith(phone): Nope, she was going to choose her master.
Mike: Welp, thanks Smith-san. Talk to you later.
Mike hangs up and stands up. Mike puts his phone away and grabs the bags of groceries.
Mike: Good thing nothing broke.
Centorea: By the way, what's your real name master?
Mike: Henshi Satoshi, but I prefer to be called Mike.
Centorea: An american name? Why?
Mike: Well one, my best friend's first name is an american name so I wanted to be have one to. Alot of our friends have american names.
Centorea: I see.
Mike looks and sees a schoolgirl looking at him and Centorea.
Mike: What? I look ugly or something?
The girl looked away from the two of them quickly.
Mike: Damn.
Centorea: She was starring at me, not you master.
Mike: Yeah, I know. That's why I said something. I don't want you to feel insecure around me or Toby.
Centorea: Wait, you don't find me weird?
Mike: Centorea, I don't care what you look like. You're a cute monster girl and you seem nice. That's all I care about.
Centorea blushes.
Centorea: Thank you master.
Mike: Gotta warn you though, I am a pervert.
Centorea pulls out her sword.
Centorea: A pervert?!
Mike: L-look, I'm not going to be trying to grab your boobs or stare at them all the time. I'll just complement you when you're looking great, like right now.
Centorea sighs and sheathes her sword.
Mike: Thank you, but now-
Just then some guy on a motorcycle drives by and steals a purse from the schoogirl from before. He laughs and drives off.
Centorea: He won't get away with that.
Mike: Mind letting me on your back?
Centorea: W-why?!
Mike: You can't be walking around with your host, which is me. So I kinda need to ride on your back.
Centorea: ... F-fine.
Mike climbs on Centorea's back and puts his hands around her waist.
Mike: I'll try to not grab your breasts while I'm riding you.
Mike looks straight at the reader(you).
Mike: Don't take that the wrong way, you perverts.
Centorea: What?
Mike: Nothing. Go!
Centorea races off and starts catching up to the motorcyclist. Centorea pulls out her sword and starts swinging at the thief. The thief dodges all the swings and tries to swurve into Centorea but she jumped over the thief. Mike's hands slip off her waist and he tries to grab it again but instead he grabs her boobs.
Mike: SORRY!!!
Centorea: M-MASTER!!!
Mike starts squishing Centorea's boobs.
Mike(thoughts): Jesus Christ, I can't stop squishing these boobies... I did warn her though.
As Mike keeps on squishing those huge titties, Centorea keeps on swinging her sword at thief, even through her embarrassment.
Mike: Look ahead!!
Centorea looks and sees that they are heading towards a dead end. Centorea throws her sword at the motorcycle and it hits the wheel making the thief crash.
Centorea: YES!!
Mike: LOOK OUT!!
Just infront of them a semi trailer appears out of nowhere. Centorea stops and then starts rolling on the ground. Mike gets sent flying and lands on the ground. Centorea gets on her knees and feels a pain coming from her arm. Centorea then looks up and sees the crook holding her sword.
Thief: I got stopped by some stupid horse bitch? Well, at least you'll die here.
The guy lifts up the sword and Centorea closes her eyes and then the dude swings down. A few seconds pass and Centorea looks up and sees Mike standing infront of her, blocking the attack.
Mike: Attack her one more time, let's see what happends.
The thief swings again but Mile grabs the blade and throws a punch ajd he and the thief fall to the ground.
Centorea: MASSSSTTTEEERRR!!!!

(Back at the house)

Mike sits on the couch with a bandage around his chest.
Mike: Can't believe that sword was fake.
Smith: Well, Demihumans aren't allowed to wield real weapons so we gave her a fake one.
Mike: Well, hope to never do that again.
Smith: Oh by the way, remember how you were riding on the back of Centorea?
Mike: Yeah?
Smith: In her culture, that's only allowed for her betrothed. Her mate.
Mike's face turns pure red as he turns to see Centorea, who's also bandaged, blushing red too. Mike gets and walkd over to Centorea. Mike then bows.
Mike: I'm sorry. I didn't know that was what that meant in your culture. Forgive me.
Centorea: No no no, it's ok master. I forgive you. Besides, if it's you I'm ok with it.
Mike looks up and smiles.
Mike: Well, if it's not a big deal then-
Papi: MAASSSTTEERR!!!
Papi flies into the room and rams into Mike. Mike falls to the ground and Papi hugs him.
Papi: Are you ok master?
Mike: Totatlly fine Papi. Anyways I would like to intorduce Centorea. Centorea this is-
Mike sees Centorea's face which is pure anger.
Mike: Heheheheh, everything ok Centorea?
Centorea: Just. Peachy.
Mike: *sighs* Why can't Toby have this problem?

And that's the end guys. I hope you enjoy and next chapter, I promise it'll be mostly some very pervy stuff. Sorry I haven't been doing that well, as you can see it's not what I'm used to writing. I'm not as proud of this one as I am of the other 5, but I hope you enjoy nonetheless, and I'll see you guys later. Bye.