Chapter 7: Spending the day with the waifus.... Goddamn that full moon

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Before we begin... Sorry. I'm apologizing because 1, I haven't been writing alot but that's because of personal issues. And 2, because I feel like I'm letting you down with the smexy stuff. I'm a pervert yes but I never write like that. I'm a comedy, drama, and action writer, not smexy. So in this chapter, I'm going to try to write smexy stuff and to be completely honsest, I forgot alot about what happens in the third episode, so here's alot of just me. Hope you enjoy.

(Middle of a full moon)

Mike: OH GOD!!
Mike trys running towards the front door but before he grabs the knob, he feels a pair of talons grab his shoulders and pull him into the living room.
Mike: Uuugghhhh, what the-
Mike looks up to see Centorea without a shirt, her boobs and tits in full view.
Centorea: Violate me master.
Mike: Centorea, this isn't-
Papi: Master Master, violate Papi too.
Mike turns around and sees Papi also shirtless and showing her smaller breasts. Mike's nose starts to bleed.
Mike: Don't think we should-
Centorea grabs Mike and pushes his face into her breasts.
Mike(thought): OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SHE'S SO SEXY!!!!
Centorea then slams Mike to the ground. Centorea presses her chest on top of Mike's body.
Papi: Not fair, Papi want some fun.
Centorea: We'll take turns Papi.
Papi: YAAAAY!!!
Toby: MIKE, HELP ME!!!
Mike turns and sees Miia rubbing against Toby, her tail wrapped around him.
Mike: SORRY MATE, KINDA STUCK HERE MYSELF!!
Mike then feels someone unzipping his pants.
Mike/Toby(thought): How did this all go so wrong?

(In the morning)

Mike: *yawns* Aaaaahhhhh, what a beautiful....
Mike looks to his left and sees Centorea laying her top half on the bed, then Mike looks to his right and sees Papi sleeping next to him.
Mike: You know, we give them their own rooms yet they would like to sleep with me... non-sexually of course.... I think.
Toby: This seems familiar.
Mike turns and sees Toby standing in the doorway.
Mike: .... Eh, oh well.
Toby: Really? You're not embarrassed that I'm seeing you almost break the law?
Mike: My girls don't try to have sex with me. They just sleep with me.
Toby: .... I hate you so much.
Mike maneuvers out of bed without waking the girls up.
Mike: No you don't. You love me and you know it.
Toby: Please, don't say that. We don't want the readers to start making fanfiction of us. Besides, Jess already ships us.
Mike: Yeah, she calls us-
Toby: No. Just get dress and come help make breakfast.
Mike: Got it.
Toby leaves and Mike opens his closet to reveal a bunch of red t-shirts and blue jeans.
Mike: Jesus, I need more variety... Nah.
Mike grabs some blue jeans and puts them on. Mike opens his door and quietly exits his room. Mike walks to the kitchen to see that Toby is making bacon, eggs, and sausages.
Mike: Seems like you made everything. Also remember, Centorea is a vegetarian so at least make some Veggie sausages.
Toby: Already did.
Mike: My man.
Mike and Toby high five.
Mike: So... Pancakes or French Toast?
Toby: Hmmmmm. On one hand, you make some pretty good French Toast, but on the other hand-
Crash Bandicoot: PANCAKES!!!!!!
Mike and Toby turn to see a laptop showing the Crash Pancake scene.
Mike: .... French Toast and let's burn that laptop.
Toby: Agreed.

(30 minutes later)

Miia, Centorea, and Papi start walking into the living room.
Miia: Morning Dar-
The girls look to see the food on the dinner table.
Mike: Morning girls!! Come eat.
The girls sit down in chairs(besides Centorea, she sits down on the ground).
Centorea: Are these sasuages-
Toby: Veggie, yes. I hope they taste good.
Centorea: Thanks Sakamuto-kun.
Toby: Don't mention it.
Mike and Toby sit down and everyone starts eating. Papi tries holding a fork but keeps dropping it because of her wings.
Mike: *chuckles* Here, let me help.
Mike grabs the fork and cuts the French Toast into pieces. Mike stabs the fork into a piece.
Mike: Open wide.
Papi opens her mouth and Mike puts the food into her mouth and she starts eating it.
Centorea: M-master?
Mike: Yeah? What's-
Mike turns and sees Centorea face is pure red.
Centorea: Will.... you feed me also?
Mike: ... Want the eggs or sausage? Cause I will definitely give you the sausage if you want.
Toby picks up a spoon and throws it at Mike.
Toby: THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!
Mike: Not what I meant dumbass!
Miia: Darling, can you feed me also?
Toby: Uh sure, what do you want me to feed you?
Mike: The sausage.
Toby throws another spoon at Mike.
Mike: DAMN IT!!! It was a joke, I was kidding.
Toby: I know.
Mike: Fu-
Papi hugs Mike's arm.
Papi: Master, can you feed Papi more?
Mike: Yeah sure.
Centorea: Me first master!
Mike: Well... uh...
Toby: Hahahahahahaha, having trouble with your two girls?
Mike: Hey, not my fault I like these two and they happend to like me back.
Toby: Lucky I don't have that problem.
Mike: I mean, you wouldn't be opposed to the idea of more monster girls liking you.
Toby: ... You're right.
Miia: What?!
Just then the room started to get colder as Miia began to rise in heat.
Toby: W-w-wait, don't worry Miia, it'll never happend!!
Mike looks to the reader (you guys. Hey!)
Mike: It'll happend next chapter.
Centorea: Who are you talking to?
Mike: No one. Anyways let's just continue eating.

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