Two Guys and the Monster Musume Girls (Canceled)

Chapter 5: I get kidnapped by a bird... At least she's cute

Before I begin, I would like to thank you all for reading this. I feel happy that this is getting alot of reads (ok so not every chapter is in the 40's but I kean that the total count is 80 reads as of the time I'm writing this). Btw, Just finished both Toradora and Assassination Classroom and yes, I did cry at the of AC... that damn Teacher. Anyways, we'll go to the story you want.

Mike wakes up.
Mike: Where the hell am I?
???: In a tree.
Mike looks and sees he's in fact in a tree.
Mike: HOLY SHIIIIIITTT!!!
???: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Mike: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! Huh?
Mike looks and sees a cute girl with short blue hair, wearing a navy blue tanktop, blue jean shorts, with bird wings and feet. The girl smiled, making Mike confused.
Mike: Um... did you kidnap me?
???: Did I? I just saw something cute and decided to take it.
Mike: Me? Cute? Why thank you uh... What's your name?
Papi: Papi.
Mike: Papi. Cute name for a cute girl. Name's Mike.
Papi stares at Mike.
Mike: Uuhhhh.... What?
Papi: You really think Papi cute?
Mike: Yeah... Why'd you suddenly refer to yourself in the third person?
Papi: Hmm?
Mike: Nevermind. How about you let me down from-
Just then Mike hears the branch start to break.
Mike: Oh fuck me.
The branch breaks and Mike falls to the ground on his back.
Mike: Owwwwwww.
Papi: You ok?
Mike looks to see Papi's face really close to his.
Mike: You wanna kiss?
Papi blushes and takes a step back. Mike gets up and stretches his back out.
Mike: Relllaaax, I was kidd-
Mike then looks and sees a hole in the tree. In the hole is a red hoodie and black leather jacket. Mike's eyebrow twitches and Papi notices.
Papi: What's wrong?
Mike reaches in and grabs the hoodie and jacket and pulls them out of the hole.
Mike: THESE ARE MY DAMN JACKETS!!!
Papi: Really?
Mike brushes them clean and puts them on.
Mike: Welp... Bye now.
Mike starts walking away when he feels something grab his arm.
Mike: Look, you should probably go back to your host family. They're probably worr-
Papi: Papi don't have a host family.
Mike looks down and sees Papi hugging his arm. Mike sighs and pats Papi's head.
Mike: You want Ice Cream?
Papi looks up at Mike with a huge smile nods. Mike walks up to a ice cream stand, he buys one ice cream cone and one white popsicle. Mike and Papi sit on a bench in the park in front of a fountain.
Mike: So, why don't you have a host family?
Papi: Papi's constable hasn't found me on yet.
Mike: Um... I think you mean coordinator.
Papi: Oh yeah!!
Mike stares at Papi as she smiles and eats her ice cream. Mike smiles.
Mike: Well, we should probably get you to your coordinator.
Papi: After ice cream?
Mike: Yeah, after-
Papi: OH NO!!
Mike gets up and has a look of terror.
Mike: WHAT'S WRONG?!
Papi: Papi dropped her ice cream.
Mike looks on the ground and sees the ice cream. Mike sighs and then he holds out his popsicle.
Mike: You can have mine.
Papi: Really?!
Mike: Yeah well, you've lost yours so-
Papi grabs the hand that has the popsicle and starts sucking and licking the popsicle, which has started to melt. Mike watches as Papi brings the popsicle in and out of her mouth and moans as she does.
Mike: Damn, she's really sucking good.... Damn it Mike, you made it sound-
Mike then realised he's in a park and people can hear Papi. Mike slowly turns his head and sees alot of people staring at him.
Papi: Oh, Papi spilt. Now Papi is covered with gooey and sticky stuff.
Mike's face becomes pure red.
Mike: S-she's eating a popsicle!!!
Papi: Bathtime.
Mike: Wait what?
Mike turns around and sees Papi's shirt and shorts next to the fountain. Mike then sees Papi naked in the fountain. Mike covers his eyes.
Mike: PAPI, GET OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN AND GET YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!
Papi: But Papi's dirty and shirt is sticky.
Mike: I'LL GIVE YOU MY SHIRT!!!
Papi: Really?
Mike takes off his jacket and hoodie and then takes off his red shirt and sets it down and puts back the hoodie and jacket.
Mike: Here. I'll carry the shirt back to my place.
Papi puts on the shorts and Mike's shirt. The shirt is a bit to big for Papi.
Mike: Jeez. You don't just get naked and wash in a fountain.
Papi: Sorry!
Papi bows and is about to cry when Mike grabs her and hugs her.
Mike: Don't cry. You're not used to our way of living yet. You'll get used to the rules here, I promise.
Papi: Can... You be Papi's host family?
Mike looks down at Papi.
Mike: Do you want me to be?
Papi looks up and she's blushing.
Papi: Yeah.
Mike smiles.
Mike: Sure, just got to warn you. I live with my best friend and he has a snake girl living with us.
Papi: Really?
Mike: Yep.
Mike lets go of Papi.
Mike: Though I don't know how they'll feel about a new guest.
Toby: MIIIIIKKKKKEEEE!!!!!
Mike: Huh?
Mike turns and then is slammed and is thrown into the air. Mike quickly takes off his leather jacket and throws it away from the fountain as he crashes into it. Mike gets up and sees Toby holding his jacket.
Mike: DAMN IT TOBY, WHAT THE HELL?!
Toby: I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!!
Mike: SO YOU JUST CHARGE INTO ME?!
Toby: YEAH, YOU GOTTA PROBLEM!!
Mike: I should kick your ass ri-
Just then, Mike feels something wrap around his neck and starts choking him.
Miia: Don't you dare threaten Darling.
Mike: S....top plez.
Just then, Papi kicks Miia, causing her to loose her grip on Mike. Mike starts catching his breath.
Toby: So... I see you've fallen in love with a monster girl too.
Mike: Oh shut it.
Mike gets up.
Mike: At least I won't be getting choked every morning.
Toby: Whatever. Just glad we found you.
Mike: Thanks. Glad to know you care about me.
Toby: Of course I do, who else will be your foundation and conscious.
Mike: What are you-
Mike turns and sees Papi ontop of Miia with Papi's ass sticking upwards.
Toby: You can't screw her.
Mike's face turns red.
Mike: Shut it asshole. Papi, get off Miia.
Papi: Ok master.
Papi gets off of Miia and runs to Mike and hugs his arm.
Mike: Wait master?
Papi: Yeah. You're Papi's master.
Mike: Eh, I'm not really a master.
Toby: Yeah, he's a novice.
Mike: SHUT IT FOUREYES!!!
Just then, everyone heard a scream. They all turn to see a little girl stuck in a tree.
Mike: We gotta-
Mike then feels Papi let go of his arm and then he sees Papi climbing the tree and perch next to the little girl. Papi looks at the girl and smiles.
Papi: Hi. I'm Papi.
The little girl looks up and sees the cute bird girl and smiles. Papi grabs the girl by her talons and starts to fly.
Papi: Oh no... Papi's wings are wet.
Papi and the girl begin to fall. Right before the hit solid ground, Mike slides in and takes the impact of the fall. The little girl runs to her Mom and Toby helps Mike up.
Toby: Nice save.
Mike: Thanks.
Smith: AH HA!!!
Mike and Toby's face go scared as they turn around and see Smith-san.
Smith: Found you Papi.
Mike/Toby: Papi?

(Back at Mike and Toby's apartment)

Smith: I'm Papi's coordinator. I was actually on my way here to ask if you can take care of Papi.
Mike: Don't worry Smith-san, I got it.
Smith: I was talking about Toby.
Mike grabs his heart.
Mike: Ouch Smith-san, that hurts.
Toby: I think Mike should have full responsibility of Papi. After all, she kidnapped him.
Smith: True true. By the way Mike, did Papi suck your dick in the park.
Mike: WHAT?! NONONONONONO IT WAS A POPSICLE SHE WAS SUCKING ON I SWEAR!!!
Smith: *giggles* Relax, I was just kidding.
Mike: Whew, thank god.
Papi then hugs Mike from behind.
Papi: Maaassssttteeerr, can you help me take a bath.
Mike: Will do.
Mike gets up and walks Papi towards the bathroom.
Miia: Look at her, good thing she's a little girl.
Smith: Actually, she's the same age as you Miia.
Toby: What?!
Toby gets up.
Toby: Excuse me.
Toby then runs towards where Mike is. Miia and Smith-san then hear a beginnings of a fight.
Toby: MIIIIIKKKEEEE!!!
Mike: WHAT THE HELL?!