Two Guys and the Monster Musume Girls (Canceled)

Chapter 14: A man came to our home..... He's really creepy. (Thnx for 5k reads)

Mike and Toby are walking back to their home while carrying groceries.
Mike: We are never, never ever, ever ever EVER, letting Miia cook again.
Toby: Please don't remind me. You tried to save me but... you failed.
Mike puts a hand on Toby's shoulder.
Mike: I know. I'm sorry my friend *overexaggerated crying anime face*.
Toby: It's ok man. At least we're cooking today.
Mike lets go of Toby's shoulder and returns to his regular face.
Mike: Hell yeah!!! The girl's are eating like queens tonight!!
Toby chuckles.
Toby: Yeah, they are.
Mike: You know, at first I thought that this whole Interspecies thing would be a bad thing for us.
Toby: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO AGREED TO IT!!! HELL, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FORCED MIIA ONTO ME!!!!
Mike: And you are now much happier. And so am I. It's nice having the girls around, makes us more.... Happy.
Toby: Well, this is the happiest I've seen you in forever.
Mike: Are you assuming I was depressed before the girls?! HOW DARE YOU!!!
Toby smacks Mike in the back of the head.
Mike: WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING ME!!!!
Toby: Because I'm your best friend. And no, I wasn't assuming. I was stating.
Mike: Eh, fair enough. Man, it feels like our life has become a story that people read for their entertainment.
Toby: Hahahaha, yeah right. Who read a story about us?
Mike: Heheh, good point.
The two guys arrive at their home and enter it and are greeted by the girls.
Miia: Oh, you're back Darling!
Toby: Yeah. We were lucky that the store had a huge deal today.
Mike: Alright, who's hungry for lasagna?
Mero: I've never had lasagna before, is it good?
Mike: Really good, you're gonna love it.
Centorea: Well, at least it isn't what Miia made.
Miia: Are you making fun of me?!
Centorea: No, I'm insulting you.
Miia pulls out a baseball bat.
Miia: I'll beat you.
Centorea draws her sword.
Centorea: I dare you.
Mike is in between the two girl trying to stop them from fighting.
Mike: Hey Tobez a little help? Your girlfriend is trying to kill my girlfriend.
Toby: Yeah... I would but Suu is hugging and won't let go.
Toby's arm is being grabbed by Suu very tightly.
Mike: Oh come on Suu, let the man go.
Suu shakes her head and Mike sighs.
Mike: Jeez, who's idea was it to make our lives this crazy?
Papi: Uh, Master?
Centorea: I can barely stand you snake, when will you grow up?
Miia: Saids the woman who carries around a plastic sword!!
Mike: Can you please calm down? Both of you? Toby, please I need help I can't hold these two off forever.
Toby: Like I said, Suu won't let go. Can't help ya.
Mike: YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! I'M TRYING TO STOP YOUR GIRLFRIEND FROM FIGHTING MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU COULD AT LEAST TRY TO HELP!!!!
Papi: Master, Papi needs to say something.
Mike pushes the two angry monster girls away.
Mike: What is it Papi?
Papi: I'm gonna lay an egg.
Everyone: ........

(Few seconds later)

Centorea: Oh, so you're laying an unfertilized egg. Good to know.
Mero: I concur.
Toby: Ditto. Was gonna kill Mike for a second there.
Mike: You... Already.... Did.
Mike is on the ground all bruised and beaten up.
Toby: Well, I was worried you done fucked up and screwed one of them.
Mike: Ha, you'd be the one to fuck up. For I am a virgin, and my virgin powers far surpass your puny powers.
Toby: I'm a virgin too you moron.
Miia: Wait, so that time when me, Centorea, and Papi were in our heated state and trying to screw you too, we could've taken you're virginity?
Mike/Toby: Yes.
The three girls faces turn red and they quickly try to hide there faces, while Mero and Suu look at them with anger. Suddenly, the doorbell rings.
Mike: I'll get it.
Toby: No I will.
The two fight each other as they open the door to see a small older man with a camera.
Toby: Uh.... May we help you?
Pervy Man: Yes, I'm here to document your monster girls and how they are living here in our world.
Mike: How the hell did you know we had monster girls?
Pervy Man: I was stal- I mean I overheard people talking about you.
Mike: .... Yeah no, ain't buyi-
Toby: Oh that's great, please come in.
The pervy man smirks and walks in, with Mike starring at Toby with frustration.
Mike: What the fuck? Why'd you let him in?!
Toby: Because, we can easily dispose of him inside then out.
Mike: Ah, and if he does anything funny-
Toby: We can totally kick his ass.
Mike: Me likey this plan.
Toby: Knew you would.
The two head towards where the man and the girls are.
Mike: So, where would you like to start?
The man stares at the two guys.
Pervy Man: Do you have a pool?