Two Guys and the Monster Musume Girls (Canceled)

Chapter 9: Some personal time with Me and Miia... Also smexy shower scene

Toby swings down the sword and it just slices through the slime cleanly.
Toby: Huh... That was anticlimactic. Slimes are usually the weakest enemy in an RPG.
Miia: This isn't a video game darling! This is real life!
Toby: I know, I know... Hey where did the slime go?
Toby and Miia then feel something behind them and then the slime covers the two in... well slime.
Toby: Great. Is everyone ok?
Miia: Fine.
Centorea is still unconcious and Papi is still playing the Switch.
Toby: Well, that's good. Now if you don't mind, I'll be taking a shower.
Toby walks into the bathroom and takes off all his clothes and turns on the water in the tub. A minute later and Toby is sitting in the tub.
Toby(thoughts): That was strange. Why was a slime, a monster most humans don't know alot about, doing in my kitchen in my pot? Well, guess it proves Mike right. We do attract weird things.
Toby then hears a knock on the bathroom door.
Toby: Yeah?
Miia: May I come in darling?
Toby(thoughts): Ok... What's going on here?
Toby: Sure, come on in.
Miia comes in with a towel covering her body. Toby almost starts nosebleeding.
Toby: M-miia!! Why are you naked?!
Miia: I-I also was covered in slime darling, so I thought it would be easier if we both take a bath together.
Toby(thoughts): That's right, Miia did also get slimed too. And plus, she is technically my... girlfriend? What do you really call a girl in a harem? Well technically Mike's the one who has the harem, not me so she would technically be my-
Miia: Darling?
Toby: Sorry! Y-yeah, it would be easier if you took a bath at the same time as me.
Miia: So yoy won't mind me being in the bathroom alone with you naked.
Toby: ... *in a high pitch voice* No, not at all.
Miia: Ok.
Miia slithers in and closes the door. Toby's heart starts racing.
Toby(thoughts): Keep it cool Toby, you've basically had sex with her before... Ok, you've slept with her before and have seen her almost naked, you should be-
Miia: Darling, would you mind washing my back?
Toby(thoughts): DON'T FUCKING PANIC!!!
Toby: *clears his throught* Sure Miia.
Toby grabs a wet washcloth and starts scrubbing Miia's back.
Miia: Be careful near the beginning of my tail, that area is really sensitive.
Toby then accidently touches that area.
Miia: *moans a little*
Toby: AAAAHHHH, I'M SORRY!!!
Miia: I-it's fine. Just k-keep scrubbing.
Toby: O-ok.
Toby starts scrubbing again, more carefully this time.
Toby: Is this alright?
Miia: This is great darling. Now, I'll need you to carefully scrub around the beginning part of my tail.
Toby: So... your ass.
Miia: Y-you didn't have to say it so normal like.
Toby: Sorry.
Toby slips and grabs Miia's boobs.
Toby: Uh... SORRY!!!
Toby instantly let's go, and Miia looks kinda sad.
Miia: It was fine.
Toby: Well I uh... *sigh* Sorry. I'm not used to all of this... weirdness.
Miia: Weirdness?
Toby: Yeah... I'm not saying that I don't love having you guys around. I do, it's been so long since I've seen Mike trully happy and I'm happy. But sometimes, it gets too weird.
Miia: Sorry about that.
Toby: Don't be, I'll just have to accept it. Though I do find it strange it that the slime was in my pot.
Miia: Well, slimes are known to be attracted to water.
Toby: ... Wait water?
Miia: Yeah.
Toby: We are surrounded by water.
Just then a drip of something liquid lands next to Toby. Toby looks down and sees it's kinds slimy. Toby then looks up and sees the slime.
Toby: Oh... should've seen that coming.