Two Guys and the Monster Musume Girls (Canceled)

Chapter 10: So the slime is a monster girl... And Mike comes back

The slime drops down and attaches to Miia's head. Miia tries screaming but she can't breathe, and the more she tries to breathe the more oxygen she loses. Toby grabs the slime and pulls it off of Miia's head and throws it into the tub.
Toby: You ok Miia?
Toby looks down and sees that Miia is passed out.
Toby: Well, that's just great.
Toby hears splashing.
Toby(thoughts): Oh shit. Ok ok ok, stay calm. Just turn around and try to keep the slime away from you and Miia.
Toby turns and sees that the slime is now a girl.
Toby(thoughts): ... So it's a girl... with big ass breasts... I'm so screwed.
The slime girl steps out of the tub and stares at Toby.
Toby(thoughts): ... So now what?
Then the slime girl pushes Toby onto the ground on his back.
Toby(thoughts): IT'S TIME TO FUCKING PANIC!! AAAAAHHHH!!!
Toby then feels something slimy and wet going up and down his back. Toby looks behind him and sees that the slime girl is using her huge breasts to clean his back.
Toby(thoughts): Hmmm, seems like she's mimicking what I did to Miia.
Toby gets up and surprises the slime.
Toby: You're not bad, are you?
The slime tilts her head in confusion. Toby smiles and pats the slime's head.
Toby: Well, that's good to know.
The slime smiles and then shoves Toby's head into her breasts... like right through them.
Toby(thoughts): Well, good thing she's a good monster girl.... Wait I can't breathe.
Toby tries to push the slime away but his hands just go through her.
Toby(thoughts): Crap, I can't touch her. Am I going to die by a girl's breast? Well actually, that's not a bad thing to die from... Oh crap loosing consciousness.
Toby's world starts going black when he feels air going through his nose.
Toby: OH MY GOD!!!
Toby starts coughing as he looks up to see that Miia had grabbed the slime and put her back in the tub, reverting her back to a slime like form. Miia then grabs Toby and they quickly out of the bathroom.

(2 minutes later)

Toby is laying on a couch looking at the ceiling.
Toby: Thanks Miia. Life saver.
Miia: Always darling. But what shall we do with the slime?
Toby: Probably keep her. She's just copying what she sees anf isn't really causing problems.
Centorea: Except 1.
Toby looks at Centorea, who finally woke up.
Toby: Eh?
Centorea: She's violating the law. She didn't come here legally.
Toby: Yeah that's right.
Papi: YAY SUU, YOU DID IT!!
Toby: Papi, what're you doing?
Papi: Playing game with Suu.
Toby: Ah ok... WAIT WHO?!
Toby, Miia, and Centorea look and see Papi and the slime girl playibg the switch. Toby instantly notices that the slime girl has smaller boobs.
Toby: Huh, guess she lost alot of water, thus making her breasts smaller.
Miia: WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT HER BREAST SIZE DARLING?! AREN'T MY BREASTS BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Toby: ... Yes, yes they are Miia.
Miia's goes pure red and she turns away from Toby.
Miia: Ok, just making sure.
Toby: Well, if Suu is staying, she can't be naked.
Toby gets up and heads towards a closet and pulls out a yellow rain coat and boots and puts them on Suu. Toby buttons up the jacket.
Toby: Whew, now she's covered.
Then, the door gets kicked down and Mike walks into the room.
Mike: OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!! I MISSED THIS PLACE!!!
Mike falls to the ground and starts weeping.
Toby: Mike?
Mike gets up and points at Toby with such anger.
Mike: Next time, You get kicked out of the house for almost an entire day until you can't handle being alone!!!
Toby: ... Sorry?
Mike sighs and pats Toby's shoulder.
Mike: Apologies accepted. Now... Oh hey, new monster girl.
Suu waves towards Mike and Mike waves back.
Mike: Nice. She's your responsibility, so she's now apart of your harem.
Toby: I DON'T HAVE A HAREM!!!
Mike: Yet. Anyways, what's happend besides slime girl-
Toby: Suu.
Papi: SUU!!
Suu: Suu.
Mike: -Besides Suu since I've been gone?
Centorea: Basically that Master.
Miia: But there's a problem.
Mike: What's the problem?
Centorea: Suu is technically an illegal demihuman. She may push back the peace between demihumans and humans.
Mike: So what you're saying is that we should turn her in?
Miia: Basically.
Toby: I don't know.
Mike: Same. I mean, I get it. But of she hasn't done anything wrong then-
Just then, Papi and Suu go flying out the window.
Toby: CRAP!!
Toby runs towards the door and heads out.
Mike: You two stay here!!
Mike soon follows after Toby.
Miia: Well, that's great.

(A few miles later)

Mike and Toby are running right behind Papi.
Toby: She has to stop flying at some point.
Mike: I *huff* hope *huff* so.
Toby: QUIT BEING LAZY!!!
Mike: I'M NOT LAZY, JUST FAT!!!
Toby: OH PLEASE!!
Mike: Uh... did Papi just drop Suu?
Toby: Eh?
Toby turns around and sees Suu falling from the sky near a bridge and river.
Toby: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Toby immediately runs towards where Suu is falling.
Mike: Oooohhhhhh come ooonnnn, can't a fat guy get a break?
Mike follows after Toby. Mike and Toby stop as they see Suu landed on a sidewalk next to the bridge.
Toby: She's ok!
Mike: Probably should've expected that since she is a slime.
Toby elbows Mike in the gut as Papi lands.
Toby: Papi, why did you drop Suu?
Papi: She was wiggling around and Papi lost my grip. Papi's sorry.
Mike pats Papi's head.
Mike: It's fine. As long as you are safe.
Papi: But why did she try to get free of Papi?
Toby: There.
Toby points towards the river.
Toby: She must've been afraid that the water would kill her, so she tried to get free of your grasps.
Mike: Hmm, makes sense. What doesn't make sense is that YOU LEFT THE HOUSE WITHOUT US!!!!
Papi: S-S-Sorry!! Papi was scared that you were gonna arrest Suu.
Mike: Uh, we couldn't arrest Suu. We aren't cops. And no, we aren't going to turn Suu in.
Papi: You aren't?
Toby: No, I have decided that she will stay with us. And if Smith has a problem, she can deal with it.
Mike: Also, you need another girlfriend in your harem so.
Toby punches Mike's head.
Mike: THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!
Toby: YOU WERE BEING AN ASSHOLE!!!
Suu: Stop.
Mike, Toby, and Papi all stare at Suu.
Toby: She can speak?
Mike: Pretty normal right?
Suu: Suu.
Papi smiles and hugs Suu.
Papi: Papi is happy Suu can talk and stay with us.
Mike: Heh. Now remember, she's sleeping with you and Miia.
Toby: Oh god, Miia's gonna kill me!
Mike pats Toby's back.
Mike: Nah, you'll be fine.
Mike starts walking back towards the house, with Papi and Suu in tow.
Toby: *sighs and slouches* Easy for you to say, you don't have a girlfriend who gets jealous over almost every girl.
Toby then starts following the others.

(Back in front of the house)

Mike: Say, wonder what Miia and Centorea are doing?
Toby: Probably fighting.
Mike: They don't seem like they would fight each other.
Toby: True.
Just then, Toby's phone rings. Toby reaches into his pocket and answers it.
Toby: Yello?
Miia: Darling, do not enter the house.
Mike already has a key into the keyhole and is unlocking it.
Toby: Why shouldn't we go inside?
Miia: Because-
Mike opens the door and see Smith standing there.
Smith: Oh, why hello.
Mike and Toby's faces are pure white with terror, with Papi having a confused look.
Mike/Toby(thoughts): WE'RE SO SCREWED!!!!