Two Guys and the Monster Musume Girls (Canceled)

Chapter 11: Ran into a girl in a wheelchair... Also girls are missing

Before we begin... Uh, I had to watch the english dub of this series on youtube because I don't want to deal with CrunchyRoll not working (I don't mind the ads, it just should work wherever) so... the dub is interesting... like how Wendy (Fairytail) is Papi... yeah it's very cringey, it's an ok dub. Probably just gonna rewatch episode 5 in sub on Crunchyroll and deal with not seeing it uncensored (yeah I found the uncensored version in english... ON YOUTUBE AND IT'S BEEN THERE FOR ELEVEN MONTHS!!!) Yeah, youtube allows porn... so anyways, I hope you'll all enjoy this chapter, lots of comedy as always.

Mike and Toby are on the couch just staring up at the ceiling.
Mike: This is it. It's game over man, game over.
Toby: Dude really? Aliens? Are you kidding me?
Mike: I'm pretty sure that was Alien 3.
Toby: No, pretty sure that was Aliens. Still, really?
Mike: What? We're going to be forced to probably give up all of the girls because Smith-san saw Suu, an illegal monster girl.
Toby: Surprised she left without saying a word.
Mike: Surprised we transitioned from the ending of that to this.
Mike and Toby look down to see both Miia and Papi in military fatigue, with Centorea looking so disappointed and Suu looking puzzled.
Miia: BEEN LISTENING TO THE REPORT HAVE YOU?!
Mike: No sir, we've just been sitting here waiting for the police to arrive to arrest our asses and take you back home.
Miia: THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEND!!!!
Centorea: Hate to be that girl, but that might actually happend Miia.
Miia: NO!! WE WON'T LET THEM TAKE MY DARLING AND MIKE AND SUU AND US!!!
Toby: Why do you even care about Suu? Before you wanted to get rid of her.
Miia: That's because there's no way she can take your love away from me, right?
Toby: Uh... well... um...
Miia starts omitting an evil and dark presence.
Mike: And this is why I'm glad I don't have any crazy girls in my life.
Toby: You're ex.
Mike's eyes go wide.
Mike: Hehehehehheheh I thought we agreed to never speak of her ever again.
Centorea: Master...
Mike: YES MY DEAR?!
Mike does a twirl and then sees that both Papi and Centorea are also omitting an evil and dark presence.
Papi: Papi would so like to meet your "ex".
Centorea: I totally agree with you Papi.
Mike: *gulps* Ok, maybe I do have some crazy girls in my life.
Toby: We do also have Jess.
Mike: She's not crazy though. She's our best friend.
The Girls: WHAT?!
Mike and Toby fell backwards from the sheer force of their anger. Just then, the door bell rings.
Mike: I'LL GET IT!!!
Toby: And I'll be right behind you.
The two walk towards there front door and open it up and see a bunch of construction workers outside.
Con-worker: Heya boys, we're here to renovate your house.
Mike: Oh cool.
Con-worker: And by renovate we mean totally destroy your house and rebuild it.
Toby: Oh ok.
Mike/Toby: ... WAIT WHAT?!
Just then both Mike and Toby sre kicked out of their home and then stands as the entire house is being rebuilt.
???: Damn, you guys getting your house rebuilt?
Mike and Toby turn to see a guy with short blue hair with a bland face that you could barely remember so why bother describing it.
Mike: Oh, hey Kurusu.
Toby: Yeah, I guess Smith decided to just get our house rebuilt.
Mike: I heard that they're doing this to build a new room.
Toby: Maybe for Suu?
Mike: Maybe. So we got nothing to worry about ok girls?!
Mike turns behind but doesn't see any of the girls.
Mike: ... WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO?!
Toby: YOU LOST THEM?!
Mike: I LOST THEM?! THEY'RE OUR RESPONSIBILITY, TAKE SOME BLAME!!
Kurusu: I'm gonna go now.
Toby: K bye Kurursu.
Mike: Tell Taffy we said hi! (Shout out to Taffy__Starbucks, read her story it's pretty much better then mine)
Kurusu waves and walks off.
Mike: Ah... what a nice person, now where were we? Oh yeah, TAKE SOME FUCKING BLAME!!!
Toby: HALF OF THEM ARE YOURS!!!
Mike: SAME GOES FOR YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Toby: Fine fine fine. How about this, you go look for them while I make sure they don't destroy everything?
Mike: Why do I have to do it?
Toby: Because you're the one who basically started this whole monster girls living with us.
Mike: Whaaaaaat?! Noooooooo. Meeeee? Never.
Toby: *sighs* Just go look for them.
Mike: Fine! Whatever.
Mike starts running and searching for the girls.
Toby: Just don't get killed or anything.

(Few minutes later)

Mike: PAPI!!!! CENTOREA!!!! TOBY'S FETISH AKA MIIA!!!!! SUU!!!! COME ON GUYS, IT'S OK NOW!!!!
Mike is running near a slope and stops.
Mike: Damn it, where the hell did they go? They couldn't have gotten that far... ok maybe they could've. Centorea is a horse and Papi can fly. But they shouldn't be this hard to-
???: HELP!!!!
Mike: Huh?
Mike turns around and sees a girl wearing a maid outfit with a long skirt in a wheelchair with long pink hair rollibg super fast down the slope, aiming for a street lamp. Mike instantly runs and jumps in front of the wheelchair and stops it before the girl could hit the lamp.
Mike: Ow. Gotta stop getting hit by things.
???: Are you alright?
Mike looks and sees he's holding the girl in his lap.
Mike: Perfectly fine.
Mike then feels blood dripping down his face.
Mike: Better question is are you ok?
???: Yes, I am fine. Thanks for your compassion.
Mike: No problem.
Mike starts getting up and carrying the girl and placing her back in the wheelchair.
Mike: Name's Mike.
Mero: I'm Mero. Thanks again.
Mike: No problem, but mind asking why you were racing down a slope?
Mero: I was just exploring the city and kinda got lost. Apologies for hurting you.
Mike: Nah, I'm kinda getting used to it.
Mero: Really?
Mike: Yeah. I've been taking care of 2 foreigners and they can be a bit rough. But it's ok, I don't mind. I'm out here looking for them.
Mero: Oh really?
Mike: Yeah, got to find them before they get in trouble.
Mero: Well, I'll accompany you while you search for them.
Mike: Really?
Mero: Yes, I would like to explore the land and I would like to repay you for saving me.
Mike: No need, but thanks. Well, let's go.