"So Terry, what did you spend all your money on?" Asked Shaq, as the two walked home from the mall. "A life time supply of Old Spice, you?" Said Terry. "A life time supply of Goldbond, duh." Said Shaq.
............ "Well that was an uneventful side plot." Said Terry. "Indeed." Said Shaq. The rivalry beg- "HOLD IT!" Shouted Terry. "You're phone is ringing Shaq. It might be a plot twist of some sort. Especially considering the length of this chapter." Said Terry. "You're absolutely right." Said Shaq, as he picked up his phone. "You've reached Shaquille." He said. "Son? Please tell me you didn't spend all the money on Goldbond like I explicitly said." Said Vincent. "Well technically that wasn't mentioned in the story." Said Shaq. "I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS! WE'RE BEING EVICTED AND OUR STUFF IS BEING REPOSSESSED!" Screeched Vincent, before the call hung up. "Dad be mad." Said Shaq. Suddenly Terry got a text from his dad. "Why is the tax collector at our house?" It read.
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"We gotta get home." Said Terry. "How? It's too far to walk and we don't have any money." Said Shaq. "Hey guys, need a ride?" Said Doc Louis, who conveniently pulled up riding a three seated bike. "Doc? What are you doing on that three seated bike alone?" Asked Terry. "HAHAHA! I'm not alone, Leonard and Invisibill are clearly here! I'm training them, baby!" Said Doc. "But why are they naked?" Asked Terry. "We were attacked by a can of wild sardines, but old Doc fought em off. Ain't that right guys?" Said Doc. "......"
Doc Louis then got sweaty, thinking about how the sardines are probably still attacking them, but soon forgot when he found some chocolate in his pocket. "Doc, can we get a ride home? It's an emergency." Said Shaq. "Of course guys, let's go." Said Doc, as the three started peddling. Terry quickly noticed that on the middle bar of the bike, the words: "Property of Gluttony" we're engraved on the bike. But he then thought that Gluttony probably never touched the bike anyway so it would not be missed. "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU LITTLE MAC BABY MUNCHER!" Said a voice. "Hey that's the name of this chapter. Don't worry, I'm done breaking the fourth wall now." Said Shaq.
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"IT'S A ME, DARK LOUIS! AND I'M HERE TO GET MY REVENGE ON DOC LOUIS! WAHAHAHAHA!" Said Dark Louis, riding his own bike.
"Oh shit guys, stand back." Said Doc Louis, before edgily posing before his longtime foe. "UNNAMED CITY SMASH!" Shouted Doc Louis as he went in to punch Dark Louis who quickly evaded the attack and put Doc Louis in a headlock. "OK STOOGES. GET READY TO MASH SOME STUFF!" Said Dark Louis as he mashed Doc Louis' head into the ground. Doc Louis then ate a chocolate bar, which made him extremely buff. "Show me what you got mac baby." Said Doc. "GULAG!" Said Dark Louis, throwing Doc into a gulag, recently installed by Kowalski. "EAT THIS!" Said Doc Louis, using a City With a Name Smash to break his nose. "HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!" Said Dark Louis, pile driving Doc Louis. Meanwhile, Shaq was looking for small pinecones while Terry went to the bathroom. "GO!" Yelled Dark Louis as he got on his bike. Fortunately, Doc Louis dodged the attack and no u'ed Dark Louis by doing the same with his 3 seated bike. "You makin my eyes water son." Said Doc. "WAH!" Said Dark Louis, teleporting behind Doc, getting a back stab on him.
Doc Louis then exploded into pieces. "Well uh. What do I do now." Thought Dark Louis. "I've won, but at what cost..." He said. "Maybe I'll go get some Applebee's or something." He thought.
Suddenly Doc Louis came back to life, exploding in reverse. "Boo." He said. "WAAAAH?!" Screeched Dark Louis. "IT'S TIME FOR MY FINAL ATTACK!" Said Doc Louis, posing edgily once again. "SHIA KAZING!" Said Doc Louis, pulling out a shotgun and shooting Dark Louis in the foot. "YOWCH! HEY THAT REALLY HURT WHAT GIVES! AAAAAHHG." Said Dark Louis. Doc Louis then loaded the gun and pointed it at him. "Now get outta here." He said. Dark Louis then slowly limped away. Doc Louis then receded into his normal form.
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"Wow." Started Shaq. "I've never seen this kind of pinecone before." He said, examining it closer. When Terry returned from the restroom they continued back to their houses. Carl was out front playing with the hose. "Carl what are you doing? And why don't you have any clothes on?" Asked Shaq. "The repo-men took em. But can I have your opinion on something? Do you think this will impress Judy?" Asked Carl, flexing as his fat jiggled in the rough road. "Not now Carl, I gotta find some money. Terry and Shaq then had lightbulbs. "JOHNNY!" They them got in the Shaqmobile only to realize it had been repossessed. "Great. What now?" Said Shaq. "I got this." Said Terry, using flex tape to stick old spice cans to his feat to use as a method of propulsion while carrying Shaq. "POWEEEEEEEEEEEEER." He said, punching through 17 of things as they sped off towards Johnny's house. The rivalry ends.
