"Shadow! SHADOW!" Screeched Mammy two shoes, before sweep sweep sweeping his face with a broom. "How many times have I told you, you can't sleep in there!" Said mammy. "None. And besides, I like it here. It's dark and edgy just like me." Said Shadow. "GIT! I SAY GIT!" Said Mammy. Shadow then screeched autistically because she interrupted his edgy sleep. "At least let me grab some grub before I find a bench to sleep under or something." Said Shadow, looking through the cabinets. "What gives? There's nothing here." Said Shadow. "Wasn't me." Said Vincent, eating the last box of Twinkie's. "Hey Carl, got any croissants left?" Asked Shadow. "Yea I have a bunch right here." Said Carl, as he ate them all. "Why do you ask?" Said Carl. Shadow then teleported out of the house. "What a delightful family!" Said Shadow before covering his mouth. "I've gotta get some sleep, and fast." Said Shadow.
Shadow then broke into a nearby house. "Gimmee dat for free." Said Shadow, taking a banana out of their pantry. At first he noticed the banana was really mushy and shit colored. "Ew no that's gross." Said Shadow. He then saw a green banana. "What is this baby hour?" Said Shadow who then found a normal one. He scarfed it down then walked upstairs. and then went pee. "This bathmat has piss on it." Said Shadow. There were no other bathmats, so he edgily pissed in a potted plant. Shadow then saw 3 beds. "Finally." He said. "This one has a fricking cum stain in it damn that shit." Said Shadow, before sitting in another bed. "Hello MTV and welcome to my crib." Said Shadow, as the next bed was a crib. He then sat in the third bed. "This is just a body pillow." Said Shadow. "We'll I guess the crib will do." He said.
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Minutes later, Sha, Quille, and Qash walked in. "Someone has eaten my banana!" Said Sha. "Tough shit dude it was a banana, who cares." Said Quille. "Nega-Eddie has gone TOO FAR THIS TIME!" Said Sha. "Wait a minute. THERE'S PEE ON THIS BATHMAT!" Said Qash. "Guys shut up." Said Quille. "What?" Said Qash and Sha. "THERES A FURRY IN MY BED." Screeched Quille. "DIE COMMIE!" The three yelled, grabbing blow torches. Shadow awoke a second later. "It feels warmer in here." He thought, before realizing he was on fire. Shadow quickly teleported to the bathroom and tried to get a sick dunk on himself in the toilet. "Occupied." Said Qwark making a Lenny. Shadow then rolled, dropped, and then stopped. "WHAT THE HELL IM STILL ON FIRE!" Said Shadow. "Maybe you did it in the wrong order." Said Qwark. "SHUT FUCK UP." Said Shadow, who was able to run to the ocean and back in 3 seconds because he forgot he could run at the speed of Terry.
After explaining the situation was explained to Sha, Quille, and Qash, they apologized for burning him and invited him to stay for some freshly cooked baked beans. The rivalry ends.
Just kidding. They called the police because of home invasion like normal people. "STOP RIGHT THERE!" Shouted Eric Cartman, as he, Fluzoo, and Content Cop burst through the door, epic style. "This man ate our only decent banana, slept in our crib, and peed on our bathmat!" Said Qash. "What? I didn't pee on your precious bathmat." Said Shadow. "I'll be the judge of that." Said Kenny Knish. "Allow me to use my detective tools to prove it." Said Kenny, sniffing the bathmat. "This doesn't smell like hedgehog piss, it's definitely human." Said Kenny. Everyone then looked directly at the camera as the goosebumps theme played. "Wait where'd Shadow go?" Said Fluzoo as they all returned to normal state. "GREEN HILL? MORE LIKE SANDHILL." Said Shadow, who was already 6 miles away from the crime. The Sienfeld laughtrack played. Nearby, and by nearby I mean nowhere near Shadow at all, Johnny and crew were headed to the core of the big tiddy goth girlfriends. "Get ready me Matey's because we're about to hit treasure." Said Johnny. "YO HO HO!" Yelled a voice. "What's huh?" Thought Johnny. Dr. N. Gin then showed up on his ship. "SO YE THINK YE BE PIRATES?" He shouted. "THEY KNOW WE BE PIRATES!" Shouted Oscar. "Well what are we waiting for? Plunder him." Said Carl. "Ye u rite." Said Johnny. The rivalry continues.
