Thranduil: *fans himself with a book* Legolas!
Legolas: What is it, Ada?
Thranduil: It's quite hot in here.
Legolas: And....
Thranduil: No.
Legolas: No what?
Thranduil: It's not you, it's me.
Legolas: *confused* Wha-
Thranduil: *shakes head* I know. It is truly tragic. But, I happen to be naturally hot. .
Legolas: What are you ta- I don't even know.
Thranduil: Know what? Won't you stay for today's interrogation?
Legolas: Maybe. I just baked some cookies I could eat meanwhile.
Thranduil: YOU BAKE?
Legolas: Um. Yes. Chocolate chip.
Thraduil: YOU BAKE?
Legolas: ....yes....
Thranduil: Hold on....YOU BAKE????????
Legolas: Didn't we have this discussion? YES ADAR I BAKE.
Thranduil: Awhhhh, ion nin, I am SO PROUD OF YOU. Now you can grow up to be a wonderful baker and all the beautiful women will-
Legolas: I AM GROWN UP *hmph*
Thranduil: Oh, sorry I forgot.
Legolas: *rolls eyes* Can we proceed, please? I have a very busy sched-
Thranduil: *dramatic sigh* Yes, yes, I know, the Little Prince has a whole mountain of responsibilites.
Legolas: *hurt tone* I actually do, okay? Don't make fun.
Thranduil: I'm not making-Oh, for Eru's sake. Guards!
*two step forward*
Guard: Yes, my Liege, how can we be of assistance?
Thranduil: Another Dwarf for interrogation is due in a few minutes.
Guards: Yes, sir, right away. *leave*
*meanwhile, in the dungeons*
Fili: NO WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY BROTHER
Kili: NO FILI I WON'T LEAVE YOU
Fili: *grabs Kili's boot* NO DONT TAKE HIM AWAY FROM MEEEEEE
Guard: Calm down!
Other guard: Maybe we should tell the Elvenking that their brains have been addled by our prisons.
Guard: Seriously. None of the others acted in this manner....
Kili: *breaks out of their grasp* NO YOU TAKE US BOTH OR NONE AT ALL
Fili: *crossing arms* Yeah. I go with my brother.
Guards: *murmuring* I don't know about that...he may be angry...he did say one dwarf....Should we ask him? All right. Let's go. *grab Fili and Kili*
Fili: NO KILI I WONT LEAVE YOU- *notices Kili is with him* Oh. Hello, brother.
Kili: Hello. Where do you think they're taking us?
Fili: I dunno. Maybe they-*guard smacks him upside the head* Hey! Ow that hurt!
Guard: It's best to keep quiet, Dwarf.
Kili: WHY DID YOU SMACK MY *smack* OW STOP ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL EHEEY THAT HURT
Guard: *rolls eyes* .....honestly...
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What Actually Happened With Thorin in Mirkwood
FanfictionThorin Oakenshield and Co. show up in Mirkwood. But after being arrested, the sassy Elvenking and his son have a few words for them.