Legolas: You're going WHERE?
Thranduil: I have to go to Rivendell, Legolas, it's unavoidable. So stop whining.
Legolas. I'm noooot!!
Thranduil: Yes. You are.
Legolas: But why do you have to go?? Lord Elrond doesn't even like you.
Thranduil: That is an utter falsity, Legolas. We may not be blood brothers, but our friendship has outlasted the reigns of many.
Legolas: *crosses arms and looks sour* But then I have to rule in your stead!!
Thranduil: *looks confused* I thought that was your favorite part?
Legolas: Yes, on normal days when we don't have clumps of dwarves in our basement needing to be interrogated.
Thranduil: Whoops, I guess you'll just have to manage.
Legolas: Ada!
Thranduil: Oh, stop it. You sound like you're 65 all over again! Besides, I'll only be gone for a few days.
Legolas: Fine. Have a nice life.
Thranduil: *offended* Yes, I think I will. Cheers! *stalks out*
Legolas: *sighs* Maeron!
Guard: *appears* Yes, my Prince?
Legolas: Send for another dwarf, please.
*********************5 min. later*********************
Guards: *open doors*
Dwalin: *stomps in*
Legolas: *sulkily* Please stop making noise, you're hurting my ears.
Dwalin: *ignores him* What do you lot want?
Legolas: Incidentally, I was going to ask you that.
Dwalin: Well, I'd like food. We're kinda starving in those rat holes.
Legolas: WHY does everyone keep insulting our dungeons? They're really quite beautiful, if you would take a moment to stop whining and appreciate the architecture.
Dwalin: Honestly, prison always looks better from the outside.
Legolas: Then you would do better to not getting thrown in there to begin with!
Dwalin: THAT'S NOT OUR FAULT!!
Legolas: It really isn't my fault, either, soooo...
Dwalin: No, you're right. It wasn't; it was your blasted father's!
Legolas: *furious* Don't speak about him as such. The King knows how to be diplomatic.Dwalin: No he doesn't!
Legolas: Okay actually how does he even handle you people.
Dwalin: Probably our superior bloodlines.
Legolas: You don't have----wait. Guards, I will be back shortly. Do not let him escape.
Guards: *nod*Legolas: *runs into library* Where is it?? *looks on 2746 shelves* Oh, here it is! *runs back*
Guards: *snoring*
Dwalin: *tapping his foot impatiently*Legolas: Guards!
Guards: *wake up* Y-yes, my Lord? Gravest apologies.Legolas: At least he didn't get away.
Guards: Well, you see, we...made an invention so that he wouldnt...*shows rope tied to foot tied to Dwalin*
Legolas: Ah, good job. *to Dwalin* Anyway, I brought something to help, okay?
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What Actually Happened With Thorin in Mirkwood
FanfictionThorin Oakenshield and Co. show up in Mirkwood. But after being arrested, the sassy Elvenking and his son have a few words for them.