carla
the butt dialer
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"heyo."
"hi. can you please stop calling me. youve been calling for the past hour"
"im sorry, but i havent called anyone since this morning."
"then please sir. explain why ive been getting calls from this number."
"theres no need for the sass. i dont know though"
"ive probably been butt dialing you..."
"butt dialing. you. butt. dialed. me."
"whats so funny about that?"
"thats supposed to be like a sarcastic laugh, buddy. but seriously. you butt dialed me in the twenty first century. in 2018. i didnt think that was possible."
"... no but i have an older phone... not a smart phone."
"how do you survive with your caveman technology? i know i couldnt"
"yea..."
"hey listen, i gotta go. but i'll try not to butt dial you anymore. haha see what i did there."
"yea...ok. well bye."
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The Dangers of Butt Dialing
ChickLit"ive probably been butt dialing you..." "butt dialing. you. butt. dialed. me." -------------------- carlas life was running pretty smoothly until she keeps receiving calls from an unknown caller. her life starts to change in the form of late night c...
