carla
jordan
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"why are you calling me?"
"why are we whispering?"
"you do have a point...im in a restaurant bathroom."
"pray tell why are you in a restaurant?"
"when did you move to the US?"
"what?"
"sometimes your accent jumps out a little on certain words"
"oh. i thought i phased out of it. i moved from canada when i was 6."
"its kind of pretty"
"my accent is pretty?"
"yes. its lowkey cool"
"only lowkey."
"haha yes!"
"haha so you arent calling me on the toilet are you? it kind of freaks me out when people use their phones in the bathroom."
"then i guess we cant talk anymore."
"huh."
"ugh i cant resist"
"that was only 40 seconds! are you kidding me?"
"curiosity made me do it"
"you have a friend named curiosity?"
"yea. her full name is curiosity jennifer kylamos. but she hates her first name so much we call her jk."
"haha that was a really good!"
"how is it possible that you an whisper and laugh at the same time?"
"you really must want to know what im doing in a restaurant bathroom..."
"kind of. but of course if you dont want to share you dont have to!"
"um honestly i have no idea. i promise its not you...i just get embarrassed and i feel like youll judge me."
"i dont judge. ok? we all have shit we go through."
"yea. thank you but ill save this story for another time. tell me a story instead."
"so once upon a time, this guy fell in love with this girl. but she was superficial and only loved him because it benefitted her. and when he realized this, he broke up with her and thought it would be ok. but something still hurts when uh he thinks about her."
"i meant a story about your life."
"i did."
"oh my gosh jordan! you and grace broke up?"
"uh yea."
"im sorry."
"why are you sorry?"
"because you still hurt and i wouldnt wish that on anyone."
"uh thanks"
"haha youre welcome. i have to go before he thinks i fell into the toilet. bye jordan, we have to talk later."
"oh yea...bye carla"
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oops sorry this is late but guysssss there are books popping up on my recommendations that have the same cover picture as this one😩 tragic, i know. i want to make a new cover but like i dont have the time, maybe i will in the future...also having some doubts about the plot and i deleted a couple chapters but YOLO. i know the ending is the same,,,its just getting to that ending is where im having trouble.
-lila
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