bonus chapter? and perhaps a sneak peek into "the count up"?
Yes please!
The Count Up sneak peek:
"uh hello?"
"is this Jake?"
"um nope"
"oh goddamit! i needed to talk to him!"
"uh im sorry?"
"sorry im pretty drunk at the moment and im trying to get back home."
"hm. what a coincidence, im also trying to get back home"
"you sound like a girl though. should you be walking home, at 4 in the morning, alone?"
"well if I were doing that, then no i shouldnt, but im in an uber right now. are you walking home alone at 4 in the morning"
"i think i am."
"you think?"
"i actually think im lost"
"well im not sure i could help you with that
especially since i have no idea who you are"
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The Dangers of Butt Dialing bonus:
and now what youve been waiting for:
this isnt really a bonus per say, just a chapter that i never really included lol, please excuse the typos (this chunk was literally directly copied and pasted from my notes):
carla
jordan
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"the most wonderful person on the planet is speaking. make it quick."
"wow. lots of sass today."
"only happens when you call me."
"i feel so special."
"you should. besides you are interrupting my 'me' time."
"what do you mean? its like a tuesday."
"so...? me time is me time."
"dont you have a job or go to school or you know live a normal life?"
"my life happens to be very normal thank you very much."
"yup. alright. mhm sure. ok."
"yea. dont you have a normal life to get back too?"
"touche."
"wait. dont you have school. its like noon."
"what makes you think i even go to school."
"just an inkling. you are slightly immature. no scratch that. super immature. unimpressive. have girl problems. and have a super old phone that constantly is butt dialing me"
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The Dangers of Butt Dialing
ChickLit"ive probably been butt dialing you..." "butt dialing. you. butt. dialed. me." -------------------- carlas life was running pretty smoothly until she keeps receiving calls from an unknown caller. her life starts to change in the form of late night c...
