carla
jordan
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"good morning carla!"
"didnt i just talk to you like last night?"
"yes but i wanted to talk to you."
"ha remember that test i was studying for last night? yea thats in 30 minutes. i need to cram dude."
"i can help you. whats it on?"
"the dreaded unit circle."
"oh."
"yea oh. have you taken precalc yet?"
"i took it last year. i might be able to help."
"ok then just ask me like the values"
"ok. dont cheat though"
"i cant believe you would accuse me of that"
"i dont know you that well...so its general assumption i might make about someone."
"ok wow your standards are low. anyway ask me the question... the test is in t minus 28.5 minutes"
"what is cosine of pi over four"
"one half"
"go-"
"you know like what do we need the unit circle for. like in real life. no recipe is gonna ask me for sine of pi over six cups of sugar"
"uh ok then. i mean wel the unit circle is used in trig and for finding parametric graphs i guess."
"ughhh i hate school."
"welcome to the family"
"i think im gonna fail"
"no you wont. tell me, whats the 60 degree bowtie"
"um isnt that the pi over six bowtie"
"yes! see look you wont fail"
"maybe youre right"
"im always right sweetheart"
"wow. cocky much?"
"actually like never."
"..."
"only around you"
"i should get back to studying...ill let you know how it goes"
"oh. good luck carla"
"bye jordan"
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uploading this early because why not?!? i read this over [i wrote this chapter months ago!] and i cringe so much but i really dont have the heart to edit and change it yet. but i hope yall enjoy it in all of its cringey-ness.
-lila
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