carla
butt dialer
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"is you calling me gonna be an everyday occurrence or..."
"NO! i swear its like a once in a while type thing. it's just that i was bored and well i guess i wanted to talk to you?"
"me? um uh ok?"
"you seem distracted, are you ok?"
"im perfectly fine."
"then why are you sniffling?"
"um...ugh this is going to sound so cheesy but sometimes i get emotional while watching movies ok?"
"ok so am i—"
"and you know this is my favourite movie of all time ok? beauty and the beast is one of a kind. and sure most people arent crying or even sobbing while watching the movie but i do. ok. its just like do you ever just cry because you know it all seems so real and"
"carla..."
"and i love the realness of their love. like she may only see him as a friend at first and its just so good. and like i feel like love like that is genuine and selfless and if she can learn to love a beast that meaning theres hop"
"carla."
"what...oh... i was rambling wasnt i? about my love for beauty and the beast. yikes. thats embarrassing."
"no its not... ok well a little. but you know a lot of people love disney movies..."
"yea like little kids. see? embarrassing."
"ok, you know what carla? its not embarrassing. and little girls are like power icons they're fierce and stuff"
"i can here the desperation in your voice. i think you honestly have no idea what you're talking about."
"fine. you got me there."
"..."
"so hows life"
"why does everyone always ask generic stuff like that? like why not talk about...food! or zodiac signs...or i dont know? something not generic."
"ok. so whats in store for you this week according to your zodiac sign?"
"i didnt mean you actually had to ask me, it was just an idea!"
"its ok i get it you're a little bit shy when it comes to your horoscope. ok well i'll go first. so basically my week is gonna be super busy but thats ok because some planet is in retrograde and im an aries so it works out. and im gonna get loads of cash tomorrow and hold hands with a capricorn on friday. ok now your turn!"
"i—uh— you actually look up your zodiac sign like each week?"
"no bucko. its a joke. i made it up. lol you are so gullible and innocent."
"the only thing i heard you say was lol. i mean seriously what kind of person is allowed to roam the earth saying, saying, lol. its a sin."
"lol thats soooo funny. lol so i mean lol lol lol lol lol..."
"aghhhhh stop."
"lol"
"you are so annoying. anyway i'll talk to you later, carla"
"lol byeee boi"
"im cringing so hard. bye"
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The Dangers of Butt Dialing
ChickLit"ive probably been butt dialing you..." "butt dialing. you. butt. dialed. me." -------------------- carlas life was running pretty smoothly until she keeps receiving calls from an unknown caller. her life starts to change in the form of late night c...
