This is a story about the bond Colleen and Rachel Ballinger share. When Colleen goes through the hardest moments of her life, who will have her back through everything? Disclaimer: this is a story about something that did really happen. The event...
A/N Sorry this is so short! I liked the idea of the chapter but really had nothing else to put with it. I still think it's frickin hilarious and only slightly ironic. Enjoy!
August 15, 2018
C: Jessica freaking Ballinger, why do you do this?!?!?! You're killing me! J: What?! I'm on the other side of the world! What could I have possibly done?! R: Gurl! You know!
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J: Yeah...what are you talking about?! R: 🎈 C: don't even with that f-ing red balloon. if I have to see it one more time, I might kill someone R: RIP:
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July 2nd, 2015-September 28th, 2016
C: Not helping RACHEL! J: What are you talking about?! Who died?! C: I'm done 🤦🏻♀️ R: Jess. What is Colleen's middle name? What *was* Colleen gonna name her first child? Look closer at those dates please. J: 😳 J: I'm so fainted. J: Conspiracy confirmed. R: Shane Dawson is shaking! J: I didn't personally cast Lily-Mae as Matilda. Do you think I made a special request?! 😂 R: Ya. You were like "I'm gonna piss Colleen off today. Hmm...what's the best way? Oh, this'll do it!" J: rAcheL! Sorry! C: you're fine! Besides, who cares about her? Baby Stocklin has RISEN! J: Well now I feel bad! Do you think they'll notice on Twitter? C: You're talking about the people who are frickin FBI agents when it comes to drama. Of course they will. I don't care though. R: Hey, I thought it was funny 💁🏻 C: Thanks Rach 🙄 R: Don't take it out on your unconvinced child, Colleen. It's not her fault! It's Jessica's. J: Hey! C: Thank god she was unconvinced... R: woah! Tea. ☕️ C: it's true tho. Sorry 🤷🏻♀️. Go enjoy your vaca Jess and quit posting innocently shady stuff! You're gonna get me in trouble! J: I didn't mean to! C: I know. Jk, love you both!
