NO TIME FOR BULLSHIT RELATIONSHIP.
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I don't care what you think of me.. it couldn't be half as bad as what I think of you.
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I'm multi-talented.. I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
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Love your enemies, it will piss them off.
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I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your big mouth.
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You just lost the chance you never had.
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I'm not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.
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Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
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I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me.
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Smile - it confuses people.
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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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I just looked at my most recent ex and thought: "Did I really like that?!"
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Seems like you had an extra bowl of stupid this morning.
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