MGA LINYA #31

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I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born.. And when I'm happy, I bake muffins and shit.

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My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?

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A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.

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You know it's going to be a great story when it starts off with..

"So this bitch.."

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There is no need for me to seek revenge on you. Looking at you, it seems to me like Karma and your parents genes took care of that already.

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Love is not a game and my heart is not a playground.

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Don't play with me, I'm not easy.

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Listen Bitch, before you start fucking with me, you should know I don't play games. I win them.

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Bullshit, bullshit, and more bullshit.


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