MGA LINYA #22

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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

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Don't study me, you won't graduate.

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I can't be around people who take everything I say seriously. I'm not being mean, I'm just sarcastic as hell and I like to joke around..why are you crying?

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I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies.

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It's a beautiful day to leave me alone.

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I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse.

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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.

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Are you always so stupid or is today a special occassion?

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I may look calm but in my mind I've killed you three times.

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Excuse me, which level of hell is this?

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"When I'm hurt, I shut down. I turn into a total sarcastic bitch. I shut off my emotions, and act indifferent towards everything even though it might be killing me inside."

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Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were an expert on how I should live my life. Hold on, let me get a notebook.

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ME after death

*slams gates of hell open, takes off shoes, high fives satan*

"I'm home. What's the fucking wifi password?"

   

    

       

 

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