Si Cinderella, nahubaran lang ng sapatos, nagka-lovelife na.
Ikaw, hinubad mo na lahat, single ka pa rin.
Kawawa ka naman.
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Kapag na-fall ka, hindi ka talaga niya sasaluhin.
Bakit?
Kasi mabigat ka! Mag-diet ka na.
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Hilig mo manira!
Try mo sumali sa demolition team.
Over qualified ka!
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Ang sarap siguro pagmasdan na naglalakad ang taong mahal mo na may kasamang iba...
Habang umuulan ng bato, semento, yero, bomba at kutsilyo.
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Puro pa-ganda.
Puro pa-pogi.
Pag pina-recite, nganga.
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College ka na pero may kuto ka pa rin? Ano yan, childhood friend mo?
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TIGILAN MO YANG PANLALAIT MO! FIRST OF ALL, HINDI KA MAGANDA!
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Bitch please, my phone battery last longer than your relationships.
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Spreading rumors about me? Impressive bitch. At least you're spreading something other than your legs.
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Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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You think you are strong? Bitch please, I go out with no makeup on.
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There is always going to be that one Bitch you'll feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.
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Bitch, I would slap you but shit splatters.
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Bitch, I may not be perfect but at least I'm not fake.
