Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an asshole you are.
It doesn't mean you're no longer an asshole.
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That face you make when someone you don't like says HI to you.
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Please read all my posts in a sarcastic tune. You know, for full effect.
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Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
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"Do you exercise?"
I run my mouth a lot.
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You amuse me.. I will kill you last.
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If I can hear you chew.. I have most likely thought long and hard about your death.
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I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before.
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This beer tastes like I;m not going to work tomorrow.
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Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastard.
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If we're ever in a situation where I am the "voice of reason" then we are in a very very bad situation.
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Be yourself. Everyone else is ̶a̶l̶r̶e̶a̶d̶y̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶n̶ a twat.
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Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
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I really tried to behave.. but there were just too many other options.
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Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
