MGA LINYA #28

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Dear Bitch, if I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again!

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Zombies are looking for brains, don't worry, you're safe Bitch!

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Call me a Bitch one more time and I'll show you what a real one is.

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Bitch, please move away from the sunlight, I hate the smell of burning plastics.

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Bitch you smell so horrible, North Korea want you as a chemical weapon.

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Bitch please, the world doesn't revolve around you.

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Some people are so fake even Barbie is jealous.

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I am a nice person, just don't push the bitch button.

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A wise woman once said "fuck this shit" and she lived happily ever after.

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Dear Karma, 

Promise me you will take my revenge.

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I have no time for your negative bullshit.

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I am not always a Bitch.. Just kidding, go fuck yourself.

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Life can be a bitch, so can I.

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Even the nicest people have their limits.

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Life's a Bitch.

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