MGA LINYA #02

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Don't talk about yourself too much, we'll do that for you when you leave.

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Don't be so humble, you're not THAT great.

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If you're not getting any, please don't take it out on me.

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Oh sorry, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the other bitch, the thin one.

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You look like you've been mugged, and the first thing they stole was your class.

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Being the biggest bitch to me doesn't change the fact that I'm the one he cannot live without.

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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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I wasn't born a bitch, guys made me this way.

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Let's hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

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You have the right to remain silent... so shut up.

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Mirrors can't talk.. lucky for you, they can't laugh either.

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For everyone who talks about me, thanks for making me the centre of your world.




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