Pretty sure I'm going to be one of those citizens who bites everyone.
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I should have been born with a warning label.
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Dress like you're already famous.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable.. like a coma?
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Other girls hated her but followed her every move, like peasants to their queen.
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Bitch, did I ask you?
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Who I am does not depend on what you think of me.
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If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd be traumatized for life.
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There's nothing quite as painful as suppressing a much needed eye roll.
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I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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Oh dear! Did I forget to give a shit?
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Oh, everyone likes you? That's because you're fake as fuck.
