If your brain were as big as your mouth then maybe we would get along.
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I'm an angel. The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight.
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Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.
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Don't compare me to them, because I will never be them.
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It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.
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Once a badass, always a badass.
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Fear no man. Trust no player.
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You're 23 with no job? What a typical basic bitch you are.
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You remind me of a bowling bowl, you get picked up, fingered & then they leave you & go home to their wives.
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A toast to the bitches that sit around all day judge my life, relationship, and income. While I work like a fucking boss bitch. Cheers to the bitches that envy me.
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When faced a difficult task, pass it on to a lazy person and she'll figure out an easier way to accomplish it.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
