Bitch please, your legs are like McDonalds, OPEN 24/7.
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Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck you up.
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I don't care what you think about me, in fact, I don't care about you at all.
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If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet, then I must be the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
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"Go to hell."
Oh honey, where do you think I came from?
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SARCASM
The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.
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Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face.
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I'm 97% sure you don't like me, but I'm 100% sure I don't care.
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Sometimes I look at people and think,
"Really? That's the sperm that won?"
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"Are you free tomorrow?"
"No. I'm expensive."
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I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day!
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
