Don't play games with a girl who can play better.
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Looks like someone had a extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning.
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My lips are the gun.
My smile is the trigger.
My kisses are the bullets.
Label me a killer.
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Even a good player will someday become a toy of a better player. It's called Karma.
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He's mine, touch him & I kill you.
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Find your own man, leave mine alone.
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Don't consider my kindness as my weakness. The beast inside me is sleeping, not dead.
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There is a fine line between wearing a makeup and looking like you were gang banged by Crayola.
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I almost gave a fuck, scared the shit out myself.
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"I'm a politician and an honest man."
"I'm a prostitute and a virgin."
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If I agree with you, we'll both be wrong.
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There are two types of people in the world:
1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm.
2. IDIOTS.
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I thought of you today. It pissed me off.
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If I've never made a perverted or sarcastic comment to you, we're probably not very good friends.
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Keys, check!
Wallet, check!
Cellphone, check!
Gun, check!
