It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Professor: You are late!
Me: I am not late, everyone is just early.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have.
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Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.
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No bitch.. you're not hated because people want to be like you. You're hated because you're an ugly annoying bitch!
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible.
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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I'm not sure what's wrong.. but it's probably your fault.
