Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
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I believe in annoyed at first sight.
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Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile?
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The biggest joke on mankind is that a computer program is asking human to prove... that they're not a robot.
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You remind me of a software update. Whenever I see you, I usually think, "Not now".
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I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.
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I've reached that age where my brain goes from "You probably shouldn't do that." to "What the hell, let's see what happens."
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Don't understimate my ability to find shit out.
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If I say "First of all.."
Run away because I have prepared research, data, charts and will destroy you.
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Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.
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I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today.
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SARCASM:
the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.
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One is lost, ten is in return.
