Me: Well hello Ninjago fangirl and boys!!! It's been a while since the last time we've been on air
Pixal: But this is the correct air date
Cole: She's being sarcastic
Kai: She's ALWAYS sarcastic
Me: I can still give you dares you know
Cole: Sorry
Me: Anyway just to update y'all Jay is no longer a cat sadly=(
Jay: I missed my abs
Nya: So do I unfortunately I don't get those back for a while
Skylor: How long is she now?
Zane: Maybe three or four months
Nya: And I'm already this big!!!
Lloyd: At least you're not big as Dareth
Me: Well we do have a special guest coming today to see his little sweetheart
Nya: Oh **** NO
Zane: FAMILY SHOW!
*Pixal kisses him on the cheek*
Me: So please welcome Ronin!
*Ronin walks in the studio*
Ronin: Well hello ninja
Lloyd: Can he be put back in prison?
Me: He's here for a dare
Ronin: Sweetheart you've gained weight
Nya: *Death glares* Oh yeah I ate to much noddle's and now I'm bloating. WHAT DO YOU THINK I LOOK FAT RONIN I'M ******* PREGNANT YOU IDIOT!
Zane: FAMILY SHOW NYA!!!! YOU HAVE A LIVING BEING INSIDE OF YOU IT HAS EARS YOU KNOW!!!
*Pixal kisses Zane on the cheek*
Pixal: This will never get old
Ronin: Who's the father?
Jay: Who do you think
Ronin: Well I was hoping-
Nya: DON'T EVEN GO THERE!
Cole: Can GraMaye just tell us our dares, so we can get this over with
Me: This dare is for everyone and it's from QuietRomantic
Skylor: Welcome back
Me: Anyway their dare is that Lloyd has to dress up as a M&M and the others has to dress up like skittles. Then Lloyd has to run in a random store and yell 'The skittles are coming' while the others have to chase Lloyd down
Lloyd: What kind of store?
Kai: I know where this is going
Me: Just a random store
Lloyd: *Smirks Evilly* This might not be that bad
Nya: Hold up I have to RUN
Me: Yes
Nya: Can I sit in a wheelchair at least I mean you don't want to have miscarriage on your hands. Remember I'm only four months
Me: Nya is an exception she will still dress up, but she will chase down Lloyd on a electric wheelchair. Anyone else need something?
Kai: Can I have a red skittle?
Me: *Snaps fingers and Kai red, Cole is orange, Zane is green, Jay is purple, Nya is yellow, Skylor is orange, Pixal is purple, Ronin is red skittle and Lloyd is a green M&M* I'll give Lloyd a 1 minute start.
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Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE
HumorHello Ninjago fangirls or boys!!! Have you wanted to asked or dare the six ninja's? Well this is the book for you!!! There will also be special guest such as Misako, Skylor, and even P.I.X.A.L! I'm your host GraMaye, and lets stop reading this descr...
