A Crap Load Of Dares

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Me: Well hello Ninjago Fangirls & Boys out there! I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!

Kai: What episode is this again?

Cole: Don't know and don't care

Me: Anyway we got a lot of dares for you ninja and fellow pupils 

Lloyd: Good lord

Zane: Can we get more dares for Cole and Lloyd? That way I don' t have to deal with them

Me: Idk 

Jay:  Well only two more chapters until I CAN BE A DADDY!!!

Nya: Is it a bad thing I can't see my feet anymore?

Pixal: No it's completely normal for someone in  their 8 month of pregnancy 

Nya: Still, I CAN'T SEE MY OWN FEET!?!

Me: Don't worry only two more chapters, anyway we have dares for you guys and the first one is from ninjagolover376

Skylor: This should be fun

Me: It's for Nya

Nya: Of course it is. Everyone wants to mess with the pregnant teenager

Me: It's not that bad. You get to see your feet again, but stay pregnant!

Nya: FINALLY!!!

Me: *Snaps fingers and Nya is back to her normal body shape*  Are you happy now?

Nya: *Points at her feet* I never missed you so much in my life!

Kai: Why has no one done that for any of us?!?

Zane: Because we're already fit and we cannot become pregnant 

Skylor: Lucky 

Pixal: I don't even have an ability to carry a child. I can just build one!

Nya: Lucky!!!

Cole: I need a girlfriend!

Me: Well that next truth is for you Cole and also Lloyd! This is from Ninjagofancole

Lloyd: Oh no

Me: They asked do you secretly have girlfriends?

Cole: I do!

Everyone but Cole: WHAT!?!

Jay: You just said you needed one!!!

Cole: Don't you remember I introduced her lots

Kai: I swear if its who I think it is-

Cole: Her name is Chocolate Cake!

Skylor: My anlanta 

Pixal: You watch Fuller House?

 Zane: You can't date food

Cole: Of course I can!

Lloyd: No you really can't 

Cole: No one asked for your opinion you son of a *****

Zane: COLE!

Nya: He didn't say family show!

Pixal: He's trying to tease me 

Me: Lloyd you still haven't answered 

Lloyd: I'm not interested in any girls 

Skylor: Cause you want to **** my fiancé 

Zane: SKYLOR FAMILY SHOW!

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