Me: Hello Ninjago Fangirls and boys out there! Today is a very special episode cause we're in the Hospital!
Cole: why is that a good thing?
Me: Cause Nya's giving birth today!
Nya: I'm going to die here
Kai: Think positive sis
Nya: Do you have a living thing that's about to cause you the worst pain in the world. NO.
Skylor: Are you sure we can have this many people in the room?
Me: My show. My rules
Lloyd: The bigger question is WHY I'M I HERE!!!
Zane: For support?
Lloyd: Shut it Zane!
Me: Anyway, we have a lot of dares today-
Nya: Of course you do! Why am I not surprised
Jay: Happy thoughts
Nya: I can't think that right now!
Pixal: What is the first dare?
Me: Wellllllll this is from Taekwonnono
Cole: Oh no
Lloyd: They aren't going to tell me My grandfather was gay, right?
Me: Well remember when I let Kai host....
Lloyd: And he made me make out with his sister
Nya: Which you are never doing again
Me: This time I will not be your host. Skylor will
Skylor: FINALLY! I HAVE THIS SHOW TO MYSELF!!
Kai: This isn't going to end well
Skylor: So lets get started shall we
Nya: Can you make this kid come out of me
Skylor: Sorry, but I only follow request
Jay: But they're mean!
Zane: That's not very nice
Nya: I just want my kid out of me!
Skylor: Shush the next request is from Amy4Walker
Cole: Oh dear
Skylor: Yes it's for you Cole
Cole: Oh **** this ****!
Zane: Family show!
*Pixal kisses Zane on the cheek*
Skylor: I think you might be happy cause you and your girlfriend Chocolate Cake gets to **** and have a kid
Zane: WHAT!!! HERE!!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS PG!!!
Cole: How am I going to stick my **** in?
Kai: OMG TMI!!!
Jay: That's what I asked myself when me and Nya-
Nya: Shut the **** up! You knew exactly what you were going to do!
*Nurse walks in*
Nurse: Well Ms. Nya you are about at 10 centimeters, but it's not quite there yet. Also no food yet
Nya: I haven't eaten anything in 48 hours!!!!
Cole: How can I **** a Cake?
Nurse: You bake one in the oven *Walks away*
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE
HumorHello Ninjago fangirls or boys!!! Have you wanted to asked or dare the six ninja's? Well this is the book for you!!! There will also be special guest such as Misako, Skylor, and even P.I.X.A.L! I'm your host GraMaye, and lets stop reading this descr...
