The Mind Of Dares

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Me: Well hello Ninjago Fangirls-

Cole: What ,so does that mean you think all fans are girls?

Me: I never finished my intro-

Kai: Cole, just shut the **** up before I will get C.j from the bounty

Jay: Hold up. C.j isn't here?!?

Nya: OMG FREEDOM! I love that cutie, but I need my quiet time away from him

Zane: Who's watching him?

*Jay and Nya's eyes widen and start calling random people*

Kai: Nya this is what happens when you become a teen-

Nya: SHUT THE **** UP! I'M TRYING TO MAKE SURE MY ANGEL IS STILL ALIVE!!! **** OFF!

Lloyd: So this is what's going to happen for now on?

Me: Well you don't have a personal life

Lloyd: I take instagrams 

Skylor: Of Kai

Lloyd: I'm not gay

Zane: Gay are people who like the same s-

Pixal: Please don't finish that

*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*

Jay: *Gets off the phone* Okay my parents have C.j at the Junkyard 

Nya: But my parents just texted and said that they have C.j

Kai: THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO TELL YOU TWO DUMBOS WHAT TO DO! *Starts dialing 911*

Me: We haven't even gotten to the dares yet-

Cole: Stop talking!

Me: Then I guess you won't be dating anytime soon

Cole: *Stops everything he's doing* W-What?

Jay: I thought I was the only one that's suppose to stutter

Me: This is from TheCakeQueen

Skylor: This is nerve raking 

Zane: Rake?

Me: They dared you and Lloyd to start dating for two full chapters and it has to be real

Cole: WHAT!!!!!

Lloyd: But I like Kai!!!

Skylor: Suck it up! 

Pixal: I don't know exactly how to compute this

*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*

Cole: I'm straight 

Zane: Really cause you were desperate enough to go on a full on make out session with me 

Kai: Burn!

Jay: Now look who does the PUNS!

Me: So come on Cole. Have 'it' with Lloyd!

Cole: WHAT!?!

Zane: FAMILY SHOW!

*Pixal kisses Zane on the cheek*

Lloyd: I've think I sinned 

Me: Then at least kiss! Lloyd you made out with Kai for 10 minutes!

Cole: FINE *Makes out with Lloyd*

Nya: So glad we didn't bring C.j today

Kai: *Face turns red*

Skylor: You proposed to me remember 

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