Me: Long time no see people! I'm your host GraMaye and this is-
Cole: Why did we wake up for this again?
Jay: Because you wanted to go to the cake factory afterwards
Nya: Without the baby
Me: The bigger question is where is little C.j?
Zane: He's backstage with Kai
Lloyd: Oh crapo. You left the baby with KAI?!?
Nya: Correction I didn't leave him with Kai, you did
Cole: Are you cheating on me Lloyd!?!
Lloyd: W-What no! Not at all!
Pixal: I detected a lie
*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*
Me: Let's get to the dares shall we
*Kai walks in with baby C.j in his arms playing with his hair*
Skylor: Well look who came back in time for the first request
Kai: What can I say for once I'm ready for a dare
Nya: How come you let C.j play with your hair, but no one else can!
Kai: Sis, your kid is two months old. He doesn't even know how to talk yet
C.j: K-k
Nya: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! HE KNOWS HIS UNCLE'S FIRST INITIAL!!!!!
C.j: Ma-ma *Gives grabby hands to Nya*
Nya: *Picks up C.j* He's going to turn out just like his daddy
Me: Well you might all hate me once I give you this dare
Lloyd: Who is it for?
Skylor: Please tell me it's for Lloyd to stay away from Kai!
Cole: Hey I'm dating him!
Pixal: Isn't it only for two chapters?
*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*
Cole: Shut up!
Zane: *Smirks* But I don't want her to shut up
Nya: Does it involve my kid, cause if it is then I'm done!
Me: It doesn't involve C.j don't worry but everyone else does though
Jay: Who is it from then?
Kai: Oh ****
Jay: NO SWEARING IN FRONT OF MY KID!
*C.j starts crying*
Jay: Oh ****
Nya: JAY!!!! It's okay little, tiny, partly evil angel *Tries to calm the baby down*
Lloyd: Don't worry Nya I got this *Starts singing to the baby*
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex-
Jay: LLOYD!!!! ARE YOU TELLING OUR TWO MONTH SON TO HAVE 'IT' WITH SOMEONE!!!
Lloyd: That's how he happened-
Nya: Lloyd I swear to god if he gets a girl pregnant when he is still a teen-
Kai: Don't be talking sis, you had him at 19
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Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE
HumorHello Ninjago fangirls or boys!!! Have you wanted to asked or dare the six ninja's? Well this is the book for you!!! There will also be special guest such as Misako, Skylor, and even P.I.X.A.L! I'm your host GraMaye, and lets stop reading this descr...
